講話很童趣 - 閒聊

Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2010-06-04T14:22

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不是我,是我男友



1)最近男友在找房子,其中一間他看了很不滿意

我:「那真的很髒耶,那間就別租了」

男友:「而且樓下的排水孔有噴藥,那天還看到一堆蟑螂還有Mickey」

腦海裡浮起米老鼠的臉,我突然覺得很好笑



2)最近很常下雨,看到小強一直遊走,數量之多讓我很難不去注意它

我隨口抱怨:「為什麼下雨天就會有一堆小強(噁)~~~」

男友一邊採小強一邊說:「因為它家淹水了阿,小強當然要跑出來」

笑點很低的我又笑了


3)朋友送我一條Anna Sui的沐浴乳,擠出來是紫色的,男友不太敢洗

我:「免驚,這不是壞掉了,Anna Sui很喜歡把東西搞成紫色的,快來洗吧~~~」

假裝很害怕的男友:「這個洗一洗會不會變成奶昔大哥???」

看著滿頭泡泡的男友,笑點很低的我又破功了


打完這篇又忍不住笑出來

笑點很高的人請見諒XDDD

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Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2010-06-06T06:53
有點 … @[email protected]$%@
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-06-07T23:25
奶昔大哥讓我笑了XDDD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-06-09T15:56
真的滿好笑的啦
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2010-06-11T08:27
你男朋友很幽默啊 幽默的人很讚
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2010-06-13T00:59
奶昔大哥好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2010-06-14T17:30
奶昔大哥不錯笑XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2010-06-16T10:02
其實原PO跟男友很合拍啊
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-06-18T02:33
很可愛~
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-06-19T19:05
奶昔大哥很可愛 哈
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2010-06-21T11:36
好好笑XD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2010-06-23T04:08
看到MICKEY我笑了 也形容的太可愛了吧
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-06-24T20:39
剛以為我進到笨版0.0
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-06-26T13:11
我也覺得奶昔大哥好好笑
講話方式跟我有點像耶 跳tone型的XD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2010-06-28T05:42
很可愛耶!!會讓人打從心底的微笑
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2010-06-29T22:14
你男友完全戳到我的笑點XDDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-07-01T14:45
奶昔大哥 還滿有畫面的XDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-07-03T07:17
我腦袋一值跳出奶昔大哥的模樣啦 笑翻
超可愛的 XDDDDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-07-04T23:48
XDDDDD 奶昔...XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-07-06T16:20
原po跟原po男友都好幽默啊XDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-07-08T08:51
好可愛XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-07-10T01:23
好笑XD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-07-11T17:54
前面兩個有戳中我的點XD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-07-13T10:26
形容很好笑.可愛+1
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-07-15T02:57
推奶昔大哥~好好笑XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-07-16T19:29
慘了我笑點也好低XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2010-07-18T12:00
奶昔大哥XDD!!!!
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2010-07-20T04:32
奶昔大哥好好笑XDDDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-07-21T21:03
好可愛喔~~ XDDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-07-23T13:35
奶昔大哥我笑了
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-07-25T06:06
XD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2010-07-26T22:38
MICKEY好好笑XDDDDDDDDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-07-28T15:09
糟……我居然不知道奶昔大哥是什麼><
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-07-30T07:41
MICKEY是什麼梗阿??
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2010-08-01T00:12
http://0rz.tw/yQqdN
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2010-08-02T16:43
不錯笑啊 XDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2010-08-04T09:15
很可愛
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2010-08-06T01:46
很可愛呀
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2010-08-07T18:18
奶昔大哥超好笑 我肚子笑到好痠XDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-08-09T10:49
什麼是奶昔大哥????
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2010-08-11T03:21
米老鼠
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-08-12T19:52
很可愛的笑點耶 我喜歡 哈哈哈
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2010-08-14T12:24
麥當勞叔叔的朋友 現在很少看到了
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-08-16T04:55
我最喜歡可愛的小弟 嘖嘖嘖....
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2010-08-17T21:27
奶昔大哥有笑點真的
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2010-08-19T13:58
我忘記奶昔大哥長怎樣了..我想到派大星
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-08-21T06:30
對 只要把派大星改成紫色就是了 沒穿褲子
John avatar
By John
at 2010-08-22T23:01
像一顆胖的茄子
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2010-08-24T15:33
推很好笑><
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-08-26T08:04
米老鼠超好笑XD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2010-08-28T00:36
哈哈哈哈 我承認我笑點也頗低
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2010-08-29T17:07
mickey好可愛喔XDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2010-08-31T09:39
好可愛w MICKEY~
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-09-02T02:10
假童趣真閃光!!!!
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2010-09-03T18:42
怎麼辦 我被戳到笑點了XDDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-09-05T11:13
奶昔大哥滿好笑的
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2010-09-07T03:45
說好的防閃頁呢
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2010-09-08T20:16
MICKEY跟奶昔大哥超好笑!XDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2010-09-10T12:48
我覺得可愛的幽默很好 有些就.......
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-09-12T05:19
朋友的男友:「妳怎麼用筷筷吃飯飯?為什
麼不用匙匙?」.... 我想揍他
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-09-13T21:51
XDDDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2010-09-15T14:22
奶昔大哥超好笑XDDDDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2010-09-17T06:54
笑點很高啊!!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2010-09-18T23:25
奶昔大哥好呀!!我笑了~~
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2010-09-20T15:56
推MICKEY
Una avatar
By Una
at 2010-09-22T08:28
我有印象小龐那篇XDD超可愛...
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2010-09-24T00:59
你男朋友講話好可愛喔XD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2010-09-25T17:31
我以前在餐廳工作他們也是叫MICKEY~
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2010-09-27T10:02
我也想要有一個這樣的 哀
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2010-09-29T02:34
我都叫我男友奶昔大哥 .\\\.
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-09-30T19:05
奶昔大哥很好笑啊XDDDD
James avatar
By James
at 2010-10-02T11:37
我男友也類似,但我都不太會笑= =
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2010-10-04T04:08
哈好好笑~~跟我男友好像XDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-10-05T20:40
奶昔大哥那個也太可愛!!!

大家會跟自己玩偶說話嗎@@

Callum avatar
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Carol avatar
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