結果.... - 菸草

By Dora
at 2010-06-03T23:45

Table of Contents

結果.... 我認識了學姊

結果.... 我敗了一包假狂

結果.... 我捲了一隻捲菸給她

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在發文後的兩天

我盡可能使出板友教我的"招數"

前面已經被打兩槍兩次了

我還不離不棄的想要認識她

(如果看到這邊的板友認為我是想要追她當我的女朋友那你可以先按←了)

我真的只是想認識會抽菸的女生在台南

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昨天又遇到學姊這次以為請她抽金當會成功

沒想到她說:你有七星嘛!?

臉都綠了我後來還是默默的走掉

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今天早上跟朋友去打撞球

忽然拿出假狂給我一根

(自從高雄聚會之後我再也沒碰過假狂)

此時的我心裡有了想法就跟我朋友買了一包

下午的時候在停車場等學姊

就先點了一根假狂

然後看到學姊學姐就很自然問我說:這什麼煙阿我可以抽看看嗎!?

當打火機點燃了尼古丁的剎那我以為我的伎倆成功了

結果抽不到十口學姐居然說:好難抽的煙唷

這時我已經無話可說了心情就好像被人用槍從我的太陽穴貫穿腦部躺在血泊中

之後學姐看到我無言的表情就安慰我說:不過謝謝妳的菸阿

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各位很有耐心看完文章的板友們

感謝曾經為我出過點子幫我想辦法的板友

我.....盡力了

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P.S 我媽居然叫我在她面前捲一隻捲菸然後抽菸給她看等我抽完之後

問我說:抽煙斗會不會比較好一點說著說著就說如果我買菸斗給妳

你會不會戒菸當下我無言了

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好人有三寶–宵夜司機修電腦八卦有三寶–酸民自肥噓到飽
正妹有三寶–嗯嗯呵呵先洗澡批兔有三寶–低調分享看到飽
大學有三寶–社團課業愛情好五樓有三寶–專業肛肛愛自婊
阿宅有三寶–吃飯睡覺玩電腦鄉民有三寶–巨屌噓文愛推倒
板聚有三寶–嗯嗯好好沒人到表特有三寶–Jizz 正咩受不了
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/j00209682

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Tags: 菸草

All Comments

By Linda
at 2010-06-07T23:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2010-06-10T20:37

假狂難抽嗎....雖然比捲煙不好抽一點...科科

By Ida
at 2010-06-14T00:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2010-06-16T22:23

我在電腦面前狂笑

By Tracy
at 2010-06-20T22:23

哪個板友教的阿 XDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2010-06-22T19:37

重點是　他有教嗎ＸＤＤＤＤ

By Rebecca
at 2010-06-23T23:51

賊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By James
at 2010-06-28T03:09

賊哈哈哈哈誰敎你的阿你要拿貓草跟木天蓼阿賊哈哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-06-30T11:20

你有七星嗎?

By Damian
at 2010-07-02T09:17

交給我處理 ok

By Connor
at 2010-07-05T13:37

學姊：你有７星嗎　原ＰＯ：手握７星劍．腳走７星步

By Heather
at 2010-07-08T12:23

看來某人把人家的酸文當真了( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ

By Megan
at 2010-07-11T10:12

真的拉聽我的就對了拉．讓你７到底．記的帶７７乳家巧克

By Hardy
at 2010-07-12T18:41

一句話點醒我夢中人　嚇的我屁滾尿流失了神～

By Charlotte
at 2010-07-17T06:49

人家都說了不可能會發生　你還相信？（拿某洨額頭捻熄菸）
某洨真的不是叫假的( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ

By Rosalind
at 2010-07-21T09:21

fuki好髒不給你貓草了(捏鼻跑走)

By Daniel
at 2010-07-24T14:31

喵喵喵喵人家的貓草（追）
阿裸你叫誰阿＝　＝

By Hedwig
at 2010-07-27T05:37

打錯不行喔(拿走貓草)

By Enid
at 2010-07-31T03:13

嘖＝　＝沒關係我自己有貓草

By Elizabeth
at 2010-07-31T18:02

躺著也中槍＝＝明明是人品問題不是招數問題拉！

By Edwina
at 2010-08-03T14:04

(晃逗貓棒) 小小要貓草還是木天蓼嗎?

By Audriana
at 2010-08-07T12:46

下次態度要強硬一點（筆記）

By Hedwig
at 2010-08-09T19:58

傭兵說的對極了！！！明明是人品問題不是招數問題
如果是傭兵來就會成功了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-08-10T12:38

所以原波腳上有7顆痣嗎?

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-08-14T17:18

其他人有用的方法你沒用，就人品問題了。FUKI這樣夠嗎

By Robert
at 2010-08-14T22:21

來，我種了一盆新鮮貓草....阿...球滾過去了...（煙～
賤內在看，有用都要推說沒用，科科。

By Regina
at 2010-08-16T16:57

夠夠夠夠夠＝ˇ＝話說傭兵來的話一定會成功吧＝ˇ＝
喵喵咪喵喵～～～～

By Andy
at 2010-08-16T17:57

對我沒用阿。

By Catherine
at 2010-08-19T13:06

金當不錯阿．．還滿香的．

By Ingrid
at 2010-08-23T13:40

版貓→fuki(丟貓罐頭)
同榮還愛之味?

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-08-27T02:20

人家要鮪魚罐頭ˋˊ

By Jessica
at 2010-08-31T11:38

都好＝ˇ＝

By Ida
at 2010-09-02T22:48

紅鷹牌海底雞給你(附醬油

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-09-07T05:42

對討厭的人態度都要強硬。

By Valerie
at 2010-09-10T06:07

傭兵在哪裡都會成功的　別太小看傭兵了( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ

By Elvira
at 2010-09-14T23:47

對討厭的人要擺爛對喜歡的人要傲嬌

By Hazel
at 2010-09-19T18:03

我對喜歡的人是撒嬌阿＝ˇ＝

By Lucy
at 2010-09-22T02:03

我哪那麼沒良心？我頂多說學姐拿來我幫你搞......定..

By Caroline
at 2010-09-26T00:05

樓上沒良心。

By Wallis
at 2010-09-26T14:42

我看你是對木天蓼跟貓草還有逗貓棒還有球撒嬌吧

By Jessica
at 2010-09-28T05:36

某f現在在展現誠意嗎？科科。話說我們店的鮪魚罐頭是

By Andrew
at 2010-09-29T17:47

樓下沒良心。

By Caroline
at 2010-10-03T09:16

我本來就沒良心了

By Doris
at 2010-10-08T02:27

美帝出產的美人魚牌，比愛x味好吃（笑+揮逗貓棒
熊貓沒良心～（煙

By Margaret
at 2010-10-10T19:07

喵喵喵喵喵～人家要ˊ口ˋ

By Hardy
at 2010-10-11T15:55

老實說鮪魚罐頭灑蔥花淋醬油跟放一點點洋蔥好好吃(口水)

By Jacob
at 2010-10-13T17:06

Fuki對喜歡的人是傲嬌！（無誤！

By Genevieve
at 2010-10-14T15:09

不能在同意更多!!

By Ingrid
at 2010-10-19T07:44

那不如鮪魚肚生魚片+醬油＆蔥花如何（笑

By Jake
at 2010-10-24T02:08

人家喜歡熟的ˊˋ

By Genevieve
at 2010-10-27T21:54

那個還要稍微炙過逼出油脂阿阿阿

By Lily
at 2010-11-01T03:11

現在變成宵夜文了嗎? XDDD

By Ophelia
at 2010-11-04T23:01

貓咪要吃鹹酥雞～～～

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-11-07T09:37

我這邊有前幾天處理掉的死老鼠要嘛?

By Annie
at 2010-11-08T07:49

來婊我阿(挖鼻孔)

By Mary
at 2010-11-11T19:27

死老鼠自己吃（塞到阿裸嘴巴）

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-11-16T10:24

整個大笑不止欸XDDDD 抽PETIL啦~

By Blanche
at 2010-11-17T20:34

好吃的田鼠乾不吃就算了(自己啃掉)

By Catherine
at 2010-11-20T20:22

看來煙版還真多采多姿阿..變動物奇觀了XD

By Annie
at 2010-11-25T05:00

(丟木天蓼跟小魚乾

By Ina
at 2010-11-29T08:06

宵夜？來個14oz 3分熟牛排，香煎馬鈴薯餅，黑啤酒，
外加考過得小麵包拿來西牛排肉汁，如何？

By James
at 2010-11-30T23:37

鮪魚罐頭當然是紅鷹牌海底雞最讚

By Ula
at 2010-12-04T11:33

剛剛打噴嚏，原來是有人在講我的事

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-12-07T21:46

傭兵～帶我去好堡Ｑ口Ｑ
有人自以為見識多喔？

By Lauren
at 2010-12-09T23:56

算了，面對現實，懶得開火，還是等等開車去光華夜市晃
一圈比較實在（笑

By Zanna
at 2010-12-12T04:53

宵夜當然是羊肉燴飯加一婉羊肉湯最讚!!

By Caroline
at 2010-12-17T04:24

熊貓吃竹子熊貓彥吃... 十個咩

By Robert
at 2010-12-19T13:40

阿粿...有沒有甘蔗田出產的烤田鼠阿？

By Brianna
at 2010-12-21T13:08

十個妹！！！

By Wallis
at 2010-12-22T01:36

台北士林夜市平日到1點半假日到3點的
清粥小菜胡椒餅串燒水煎包河粉煎大雞排臭豆腐

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-12-25T22:19

熊貓。彥問：「我要吃10個妹！」

By Iris
at 2010-12-26T17:44

聽說山河肉質跟甘甜一直很想吃三杯的說

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-12-30T17:30

是說我也想吃山河阿阿阿～～我要順便看屠宰過程

By Sarah
at 2010-12-31T06:44

樓上擺攤。

By Yedda
at 2010-12-31T08:21

山河是?
台南不是一堆賣黃牛肉湯的

By Jack
at 2011-01-01T00:45

田鼠

By Charlotte
at 2011-01-05T18:15

老實說以前我用高湯淋、用燒紅的木碳玩溝鼠

By Megan
at 2011-01-05T23:19

蚵仔煎炒鱔魚吐托魚羹米糕好像還有鹹粥很有名
海安路一排坐路邊喝飲料的

By Charlotte
at 2011-01-07T02:02

聽說我不能吃牛有羊可吃就好了(蓮花朵朵開)

By Ivy
at 2011-01-09T03:16

老大的M14回來了，我的M14啟用了，對溝鼠？架鎗囉XD
阿粿你現在在哪？

By Thomas
at 2011-01-11T03:18

我家抓到老鼠是直接用噴燈燒　毛髮燒焦的味道頗臭＝＂＝

By Joseph
at 2011-01-14T12:11

我家附近有家24h的清粥小菜，之前早餐都吃那邊的

By Ula
at 2011-01-17T19:51

我家附近有永和豆漿不過那家味道普通

By Charlotte
at 2011-01-18T08:32

彥問:台南我只知道中國人理容養生館

By Belly
at 2011-01-21T21:27

我家附近有-4還有The Plus，不過我很少買XD

By Mason
at 2011-01-23T21:26

我以前還玩過讓溝鼠咬燒紅木炭的戲碼過

By Rosalind
at 2011-01-28T07:43

彥問：我在內地都當試車員了，科科。

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-01-28T12:00

肚子餓去吃菸阿。

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-02-02T02:55

小娘娘有沒有賣吃的?

By Una
at 2011-02-04T02:37

好懷念以前玩弄廳的臭老鼠生活(陶醉)

By Isabella
at 2011-02-07T00:48

有，有賣人肉，科科。

By Agatha
at 2011-02-11T21:28

賣得是那一種"人肉"，科科
吃宵夜去+1

By Hedwig
at 2011-02-12T10:02

痾....

By Rosalind
at 2011-02-17T01:13

http://tinyurl.com/2446bq3

By Isla
at 2011-02-17T18:49

http://tinyurl.com/2567htm 彥問指定

By George
at 2011-02-19T05:14

http://0rz.tw/zmTVP 同樣彥問指定

By Donna
at 2011-02-23T01:49

不過好像不關我的事耶~現在手癢癢耶~我可以打人嗎?

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-02-27T20:44

要借你鎗開某洨嗎？

By Liam
at 2011-03-03T04:37

傭兵嫂我可以給妳三吋細跟高跟鞋＝ˇ＝

By John
at 2011-03-05T03:08

有皮鞭跟蠟燭嗎?

By Noah
at 2011-03-09T10:04

某F某V的嗜好....由此可見（嘆...

By Mason
at 2011-03-11T23:11

人家這邊有皮鞭根蠟燭喔～（糟糕！洩漏了！）

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-03-12T10:23

用槍打他?好像有點降低它的價值；用高跟鞋?它會髒吧...

By Catherine
at 2011-03-16T01:54

那你想怎樣？

By Candice
at 2011-03-16T12:07

是說我也不喜歡把高跟鞋拿來踩骯髒的人＝＂＝

By Harry
at 2011-03-21T08:24

斷後代...這招好像太...可是...又好想是試看看耶...

By Dinah
at 2011-03-26T06:45

純喫茶 Try it~!
NIKE Just do it

By Daniel
at 2011-03-28T08:49

我看...我封印許久的終極武器...邪惡40mm槍榴彈可以用
了...裝有高暴彈頭延遲引信的傢伙...

By Jacob
at 2011-03-30T11:03

Vicky1016:Just 督 it！！！

By Rae
at 2011-04-01T10:40

好啦我喜歡拿高跟鞋跟來戳破眼球ˊˋ

By Dinah
at 2011-04-04T03:14

可是我不想拿來碰他　感覺好髒ˊˋ

By Heather
at 2011-04-06T16:40

阿...沾到木天寥的球球又滾過去了...

By Lily
at 2011-04-10T06:39

粗跟高根鞋督膽膽跟菊花才髒

By Andy
at 2011-04-13T06:27

ㄟ，某小，我可是很久沒婊妳囉，今天難得...讓我婊一下

By Belly
at 2011-04-16T04:36

對你不錯了，今天我都沒有提你老木的老木喔。（煙～

By Olive
at 2011-04-20T18:32

喵喵喵喵喵～（追球球）

By Gary
at 2011-04-25T02:30

阿...那顆球裡面有一科拔掉插銷的手榴彈ㄟ..

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-04-25T23:10

阿.....碰........（Fuki...sorry阿..

By Genevieve
at 2011-04-29T20:17

海底雞罐頭在這快過來吧~

By Jack
at 2011-04-30T21:49

雙手合十默哀三秒中(被傭兵帶壞了的說...

By Tom
at 2011-05-03T09:03

跌雷嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

By Emma
at 2011-05-03T20:04

樓上喜勒歡喜啥？

By Una
at 2011-05-05T19:50

督督魯督大大大

By Liam
at 2011-05-08T02:02

還是準備包七星好了...XD

By Elma
at 2011-05-10T18:10

還好你不是拿BS給他抽不然他會給你白眼

By Brianna
at 2011-05-15T15:43

想辦法生包日本七星出來 XD

By Frederica
at 2011-05-17T07:38

XDDDDDDD so sad~

By Bethany
at 2011-05-21T12:25

猴....那你的意思是要台菸的學姐也很台囉科科

By Mary
at 2011-05-22T18:19

我也在台南啊歡迎女生來認識我>w<

By Dorothy
at 2011-05-26T22:04

某小鬼看起來就很台了

By Hedda
at 2011-05-27T03:12

看到七星我笑了((拍拍)

By Isabella
at 2011-05-28T23:49

"其實我也覺得假狂不好抽...我朋友都說很好抽!!"

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-06-02T19:37

"我要去跟他們說你也說不好抽，不是只有我!!"

By Erin
at 2011-06-06T09:52

傭兵好過份Ｑ口Ｑ　人家要去找維琪吃海底雞罐頭ˋˊ

By Anthony
at 2011-06-09T07:00

給我試試看好了 7星沒聽過我只有SS

By Rebecca
at 2011-06-11T22:30

因為考統測時也有女生跟我朋友要過七星

By Kyle
at 2011-06-16T07:27

我朋友他女朋友都拿我的媽撥=..=

By Dorothy
at 2011-06-21T06:46

黑惡魔很棒

By Megan
at 2011-06-22T13:22

所以你看不懂我的話阿= =

By Iris
at 2011-06-26T09:40

好想吃鹹酥雞喔=_=+

By Quanna
at 2011-06-29T09:59

我.....我學弟他女朋友每次都指定要抽我的捲菸= =

By Madame
at 2011-07-01T11:14

我的紅媽他連看都不看一眼囧還能很準確的從我的菸盒
挑到最貴的= ="

By Sarah
at 2011-07-04T14:52

我朋友他女朋友連看都不看就直接把紅媽拿起來XD

By Hedy
at 2011-07-08T06:14

烏茲衝鋒槍30連發發發命中要害呀

By Agnes
at 2011-07-09T20:27

某洨的腦袋果然裝的是＿（挖鼻孔）
話說我這邊黑惡魔還沒動＝　＝＂

By Susan
at 2011-07-11T12:07

(黑惡魔免疫) 話說乾燥貓草好香

By Connor
at 2011-07-16T10:27

我的黑惡魔大概還有半包

By Christine
at 2011-07-19T19:02

我...我一堆朋友都要抽我的捲菸，包括版主邦69。

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-07-21T12:20

傭兵我也要￣▽￣

By Bethany
at 2011-07-22T20:11

我女朋友整天嫌棄我的卡七菸味很臭囧>

By Ingrid
at 2011-07-27T17:06

學學我也要～

By Genevieve
at 2011-07-30T09:21

樓上你活該

By Liam
at 2011-07-31T16:55

所以快點捲來吧~

By Audriana
at 2011-08-03T02:03

樓上懶人版主69邦。

結果.... - 菸草

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