推薦修改SOP - 留學

有人寄信問我到底是怎樣誇張的經驗

我就分享一下XD

首先我看到板上很多人覺得他們很不錯就寄信給他們

然後他們的回信：(以下為節錄)

我是sofi，可以中英文溝通。

我們有針對單一文件的編修、也有涵蓋留學諮詢、整合度更高的package deal

在編修文件方面，由於目前我們的編輯團隊時程表(至10月15日前) 已經完全預約結束

之後我就回信說我願意等的話甚麼時候可以?

回信：我已經您的work request form 與文件轉寄給editor，如果他認為能
夠在您要求的時限前完成文件，他會主動與您聯繫。

之後我回信說希望能跟我確定如果接我的case可以在11月底前完成

原文：I want to check that can your group promise to help me revise it
beofore the end of November?

之後就是爆炸般的回信XD

This is Robert, chief editor at Sofi1rob Language Assistance / Wadleigh
Language Consulting. In fact we are not considering single document cases
until after October 7th either.Despite giving you notice of these facts on
three occasions you continue to contact us. Given your inability
to understand these simple statements I am not inclined to take your case at
all even when we are able to accept new cases in the coming weeks or months.
Therefore I am stating to you categorically that our service is not available
for you.
It is simply childish that you demand promises from us in regard to a case
that we have never accepted!
Do you also demand that a woman marry you before even she has accepted
your invitation to date?


當下我是很憤怒啦！要接就接 不接就不接，你實在沒甚麼資格酸我的英文不好

現在已經沒這麼不爽了！有段時間還真的覺得是不是自己英文太爛

問了好多朋友是不是我英文太爛觸怒了美國人XD

後來覺得是他自己的問題

我手邊有全部信件的完整版 如果有人懷疑我說的話我也可以貼出來

就這樣 祝大家申請順利!!

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