泰山哪邊有在賣烤地瓜啊? - 新北泰山
By Kyle
at 2010-07-25T17:50
at 2010-07-25T17:50
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老婆下午突然拿槍(美軍突擊步槍)抵著我的頭...
她:"出去買烤地瓜給我吃!不然我開始要殺人質了..."
我:"人質?哪邊?(左顧右盼中)"
她:"就是你..."
我:"聽過要錢,要釋放恐怖分子主腦,要伸張領土主義..."
"沒聽過要吃烤地瓜...妳殺吧,我不跟恐怖份子妥協的..."
她:"那我把你的A片都刪光(順勢開了ㄧ槍打在棉被上)"
我:"......(靠,早知道不告訴她我的帳密了!以後槍櫃也要上鎖...)"
她:"還不去...(連開六槍)快...哈哈哈..."
板眾們,誰可以告訴我泰山哪邊有在賣烤地瓜啊???
就算不為了我的人生安全,也為了我180GB的A片收藏啊...
告訴我吧...
--
就在我打文的同時,她以經打完兩個彈夾的子彈了...
我可以申請家暴令嗎???
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她:"出去買烤地瓜給我吃!不然我開始要殺人質了..."
我:"人質?哪邊?(左顧右盼中)"
她:"就是你..."
我:"聽過要錢,要釋放恐怖分子主腦,要伸張領土主義..."
"沒聽過要吃烤地瓜...妳殺吧,我不跟恐怖份子妥協的..."
她:"那我把你的A片都刪光(順勢開了ㄧ槍打在棉被上)"
我:"......(靠,早知道不告訴她我的帳密了!以後槍櫃也要上鎖...)"
她:"還不去...(連開六槍)快...哈哈哈..."
板眾們,誰可以告訴我泰山哪邊有在賣烤地瓜啊???
就算不為了我的人生安全,也為了我180GB的A片收藏啊...
告訴我吧...
--
就在我打文的同時,她以經打完兩個彈夾的子彈了...
我可以申請家暴令嗎???
--
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