機場捷運不是慢車 鄭文燦:不能讓「麥克雞 - 林口

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By Edwina
at 2016-01-29T13:38

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標題: [新聞] 機場捷運不是慢車 鄭文燦:不能讓「麥克雞
時間: Fri Jan 29 13:07:16 2016

機場捷運不是慢車 鄭文燦:不能讓「麥克雞塊變成妮可基嫚」

2016-01-29 12:48 http://goo.gl/oHgXk0

[記者謝武雄/桃園報導]機場捷運由於號誌系統問題,傳出可能降速驗收,桃園市長鄭

燦今天說,市府的立場就是要按照合約驗收,直達車要以35分鐘到達為目標,因為時速由
65
公里降至45公里,會降低機場捷運的競爭力,他也高分貝的喊說「機場捷運不是機場慢車

,不能像小朋友說的「麥克雞塊變成妮可基嫚」。

他說,由於號誌系統在時速60公里以上會出現抓不到信號而自動煞車情形,因此傳出降速

收,但降速會降低機場捷運的競爭力,所以他要表達市府立場,希望一切按合約,而班次

問題,至少要維持普通車、直達車交錯發班,每6分鐘一班車,也就是說,直達車每12分

一班車,如此才有競爭力。

鄭文燦表示,兩黨對機場捷運都有責任,也都有奉獻,市府的立場是「系統穩定、安全無

」才能通車,但通車的時程,地方政府會尊重中央的決定,但安全項目改善,必須在營運

完成,非安全項目改善,可於通車後按改善計畫進行,但營運前、後的虧損,希望中央能

助。
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Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-01-30T08:40
幹!這幾十年前的冷笑話了
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-02-01T04:28
這是甚麼梗阿?
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-02-03T23:28
布萊德彼特表示:
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-06T05:47
慘惹 我不懂小朋友的梗 我老了嗎
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-02-08T13:01
挖..這大概20年前的笑話了
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-02-10T19:18
這什麼梗?
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-02-15T11:38
吳志揚早就規劃好了
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-02-18T08:40
KMT品質
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-02-18T21:01
白癡市長說這什麼白癡話???? DPP果然專出這種
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-02-20T15:37
笑惹
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-02-22T17:34
麥克雞快 妮可雞慢
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-02-24T16:07
好笑嗎?
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-02-27T05:31
幾百年前的梗了 還拿出來用
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-02-29T04:33
怎不說麥當勞變成麥當雄
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-02-29T15:43
好多蛆蛆崩潰
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-03-02T21:10
這號誌系統有問題,無法解決根本就是擺爛
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-03-07T18:31
超老的梗…
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-03-11T11:54
三國時期笑話...
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-03-15T10:48
這甚麼爛系統 60KM以上會抓不到 太扯了吧
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-03-16T10:44
我想要妮可不行嗎?
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-03-18T18:25
胖周瑜 你還是回三國吧.......
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-03-19T20:25
好多白癡吱吱高潮射精
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-03-20T04:26
別幻想拉 朱立倫一句三環三線就把機捷當他自己政績了
James avatar
By James
at 2016-03-21T07:59
不照spec來 難怪被challenge
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-03-25T21:03
野百合時期的笑話
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-03-27T01:38
顯然是作的時候出超很大包
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-03-28T02:28
不爭氣的笑惹
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-04-01T21:17
麥克雞快變成寧可機慢???
這甚麼爛系統 60公里以上會抓不到 太扯了吧
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-04-03T21:42
完全聽不懂= =
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-04-07T20:51
超過60公里就抓不到
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-04-12T17:49
XDDD蠻好笑的
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-04-14T18:38
好老的梗.....
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-04-17T16:08
市長當立委在當哦,跟+LONG一樣每天震怒
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-04-21T05:32
比起出包驗收過不了要下修標準,黨工更在意冷笑話www
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-04-25T19:55
? 什麼?
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-04-26T05:30
........... 十年前笑話
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-04-30T04:14
啥小爛系統?
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-05-04T03:54
聽過這個笑話的請舉手._./
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-05-08T06:15
靠被XD…胖周瑜也蠻冷的
William avatar
By William
at 2016-05-10T16:40
聽不懂的都30歲以下的小朋友吧
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-05-15T13:58
60公里就抓不到?什麼爛車
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-05-18T23:54
嗯嗯,先檢討市長的冷笑話
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-05-20T12:04
這我沒聽過啊
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-05-23T10:00
這梗也太古老
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-05-24T17:04
鄭說得很正確阿 馬不要再亂搞了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-05-29T01:59
有夠老梗了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-05-30T04:32
冷笑話
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-05-31T04:39
黨工比起沒競爭力的捷運 更在意冷笑話
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-05-31T13:41
聽過都是"老"朋友了.哪個小朋友有聽過啊 !!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-06-04T08:56
幹你媽的趕快裝做聽不懂
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-06-04T23:58
很冷阿,難怪胖周瑜都負責畫海報
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-06-08T03:35
海報王真的很有梗
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-06-12T22:52
什麼鬼號誌系統啊?不仔細查一查什麼問題嗎?
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-06-14T20:46
台北到桃園 時速45公里的「捷運」?
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-06-15T17:03
還真的沒聽過 看來我太幼齒
胖周瑜畫海報是什麼梗
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-06-18T05:50
老梗
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-06-20T06:57
可是胖周瑜說這是小朋友說的XD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-06-20T10:25
真的聽不懂,看來我還年輕
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-06-24T16:37
時速60很慢耶....
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-06-25T19:18
二十年前聽小朋友說的,現在還記得,技性真好
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-06-29T17:34
台灣的機場捷運應該是很高科技的, 特別難蓋
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-07-02T01:51
好笑嗎
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-07-03T09:07
周瑜去畫海報喇
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-07-04T16:00
這是什麼梗 不懂
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-07-07T21:20
第一次聽過XDDDD 好潮喔!
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-07-09T14:44
聽不懂 我還年輕XDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-07-10T04:52
說真的 不好笑
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-07-12T12:07
時速最高只能60. 那應該用公車就好
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-07-16T12:38
胖周瑜
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-07-19T04:31
世界首創 驗收不過就下修驗收標準
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-07-20T00:20
第一次聽過
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-07-20T15:40
什麼...
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-07-22T02:28
爆笑
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-07-26T19:04
妮可基曼躺著也中槍....
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-07-28T15:50
什麼雞跑得快 什麼雞跑得慢 麥克雞跑的快 妮可雞跑得慢
George avatar
By George
at 2016-07-30T01:17
重點是在60公里抓不到訊號吧?也太危險了吧
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-07-31T10:42
蓋了十幾二十年,結果蓋出個時速60會鎖死的爛東西...
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-08-05T08:19
畫海報的梗出自於 有人爆料KMT的楊偉中以前參加野百合學
John avatar
By John
at 2016-08-07T01:02
為什麼KMT蓋的都會這樣?
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-08-10T10:10
幹這笑話也太老
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-08-10T19:49
靠北 麥克VS妮可 超老梗
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-08-13T05:49
好冷
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-08-14T03:14
這梗也太冷了
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-08-18T09:32
黨工快來!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-08-20T18:13
乾脆加個腳踏板讓乘客自己踩算了
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-08-24T13:38
毛痣果 你他媽交通部長之前是幹身體健康的嗎 這個桃園垃
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-08-25T00:40
圾捷運居然要下修驗收標準才能通車 這鬼東西你敢座嗎
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-27T10:30
笑倒~~~ 尼可基嫚躺著也中槍
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-08-28T17:19
什麼梗啦
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-09-02T05:42
有夠冷
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-09-02T18:47
聽過的都有年紀..
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-09-03T23:29
我太年輕,完全沒聽過這笑話
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-09-07T03:23
運 受女生歡迎把很多學運妹 對比胖胖的胖周瑜 只能畫海
但其實人家以前很受 是林飛帆的形象
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-09-09T21:49
KMT的建設品質 只能說 完全不意外呀
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-09-13T21:41
有資深鄉民解釋一下嗎
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-09-15T15:34
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-09-20T01:33
????聽不懂
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-09-24T20:15
不照合約驗收合約是訂假的喔!是不是要多花錢的關係
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-09-26T12:58
幽默!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-09-28T10:02
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-10-01T22:18
蛆蛆:市長只會放砲說冷笑話,冷到我的褲子都掉了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-10-04T10:40
蛆蛆又崩潰了
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-10-05T19:08
麥客雞 快,妮可基 慢
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-10-10T13:10
太扯
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-10-15T07:13
十幾年前的冷笑話
James avatar
By James
at 2016-10-17T19:12
..............
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-10-20T14:34
一定有弊案啦!60以上抓不到比台鐵還爛
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-10-21T20:56
工沙小?
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-10-22T16:27
超過60公里抓不到訊號 這你敢搭?
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-10-25T05:59
純噓笑話超爛
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-10-26T18:35
爛透了XD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-10-31T15:05
阿燦別鬧了喔,這冷笑話連我都沒聽過
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-11-03T04:50
.........
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-11-05T10:36
他應該有說錯,目標是均速60, 不是極速60
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-11-06T21:05
達不到的也是均速那部份。
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-11-08T02:50
.....這梗有點老
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-11-08T10:43
這笑話好像麥仁杰時期的腦筋急轉灣
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-11-11T05:12
純噓梗
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-11-14T12:48
原來聽過這笑話的表示有年紀了?QAQ
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-11-17T23:31
60公里都無法?馬真的很無能
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-11-21T01:33
XD 這什麼老笑話
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-11-23T20:07
文組的嗎?均速60抓不到信號極速1xx就抓得到??
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-11-28T02:59
這梗超老
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-12-02T10:26
純噓老梗
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-12-07T01:21
堅持不能降速驗收 什麼爛東西啊
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-12-10T00:33
這梗至少15年以上了吧?
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-12-10T04:01
魅力-5
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-12-14T17:57
有笑有推...
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-12-17T06:09
重點是降速求過實在是太扯了!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-12-21T10:06
60公里以上就抓不到信號...你馬的這是什麼非洲系統?
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-12-26T07:43
找到畫海報的梗了 感謝XD 好慘
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-12-29T23:54
之前不知道為什麼要降速 現在知道爛到60KM以上就抓
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-12-31T22:55
60公里是要笑死誰
William avatar
By William
at 2017-01-05T19:33
不到訊號還會自動煞車 這也太離譜
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-01-09T05:18
冷笑話冷到一個程度 反而有種爆點 QwQ
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-01-10T07:25
結果這新聞大家 都在討論笑話梗....
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-01-13T19:40
60km/h 也太慢.... 軌道車耶
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-01-15T11:32
蛆蛆可憐
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-01-18T03:04
沒聽過
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-01-22T00:28
現在聽到這個覺得別有一般風味
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-01-25T21:12
廢到笑了XD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-01-26T10:56
結果大家都在討論笑話XDDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-01-28T00:52
好幾年前的冷笑話 XD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-01-28T14:04
沒聽過欸
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-01-31T21:52
靠杯我聽不懂 是我太年輕了?
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-02-02T15:54
連60公里都沒有要這捷運從三小
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-02-04T00:53
啥小 是笑話嗎
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-02-04T07:27
麥克雞 快 妮可雞 慢
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-02-06T03:03
胖周瑜果然有笑點 XDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-02-07T14:46
這笑話夠復刻
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-02-12T07:44
國民黨都蓋這種垃圾在給人家擦屁股...
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-02-17T02:36
聽不懂+1
真他媽難笑
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-02-17T15:53
減價驗收是毛治國提的怎麼不去罵他 DPP上任了喔?
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-02-18T19:30
他早上在飲料杯看到的笑話吧
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-02-23T17:50
XDDD 冷
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-02-25T20:15
超冷的XD
William avatar
By William
at 2017-03-02T15:41
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-03-05T21:09
.....超冷
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-03-09T10:25
這你也懂XDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-03-09T14:16
聽不懂 看來我還很年輕
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-03-09T21:12
幹,系統有問題就降低標準驗收,國民黨思維
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-03-11T07:40
.........

打耳洞店家

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By Robert
at 2016-01-29T13:26
明天尾牙 剛發現有個耳洞合起來了 好想打扮漂亮戴耳環去尾牙~ 請問長庚附近有打耳洞的地方嗎? 不然就要跑桃園了~ - ...

有沒有推薦林口長庚附近技術好的剪髮?

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By Joseph
at 2016-01-29T10:32
各位好 不曉得在林口長庚附近有沒有推薦的女子剪髮? 過年到了想整理一下髮型 謝謝! - ...

2/1(一) 打掃幫手一位

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By Victoria
at 2016-01-29T09:57
如題, 最近行動不便,想徵求一位打掃小幫手協助我大掃除 附註: 1.我會在旁一起掃 但需要人幫忙出力的刷洗和擦拭高處 2.因為要到家裡 所以限女生 學生臨時打工可~ 時間是:2/1(一) 下午3:30開始 (以往自己清2~3小時可完成) 地點是:龜山華亞園區附近 內容是: 1.刷洗兩間浴室 andamp; ...

又起大霧啦

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By Blanche
at 2016-01-29T06:54
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By Mason
at 2016-01-28T20:38
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