暗戀 - 台中

By Ophelia
at 2011-01-28T00:12

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大概是三年前吧當時的畫面還是深刻的印在我心裡

10月微涼的天氣總是讓人神清氣爽

那天晚上我一個人拿著+12的射乳機之劍成功的推倒了安塔瑞斯

而安塔瑞斯噴了兩三顆龍之心給我之後看看錶已經半夜2點半了

獨自推倒地龍的強者總是寂寞的突然間感覺肚子好餓

隨手套上了一件冠C限定牛仔褲美津濃慢跑鞋

套上了NIKE的大外套對著鏡子照了一下

心中暗自囋嘆了一下 "帥哥果然還是要會打扮才會帥阿"

拿著鑰匙就往雞排店的路上衝了

到了雞排店因為深夜的關係只剩下一個阿婆冷冷清清的再發呆

看到我後馬上堆出那親切又不懷好意的笑臉問說:帥哥今天要吃啥

哇勒我心中暗想這阿婆果然不簡單我帶著全罩安全帽外加口罩

居然還是被他發現我是帥哥的這件事實!!

隨後我帥氣的叫了一塊雞排一份甜不辣一份小熱狗還有一份薯條

在炸的途中阿婆不時往我這邊喵過來跟我四目相望之後又害羞的把頭低下去炸雞排

阿婆果然是喜歡上我了知道我是帥哥還偷喵我不敢讓我知道!!

等到炸好了以後我相信我也被她意淫夠了他突然開口問說:

帥..帥....帥......哥.. 你的小熱狗要不要加辣!!

我......被阿婆性騷擾了!!毅然而然的告訴他不要加辣

並且義正嚴詞的告訴她我不是那種隨隨便便的男人後

就拿著我的雞排掏出一百塊也沒讓他找錢就揚長而去了

望著滿天的星空點起了一根菸 ......

原來帥哥沒有那麼好當阿...被暗戀好辛苦阿...

只留下阿婆一個人在原地呼喊著..........

雞排40 甜不辣20 小熱狗30 薯條20 一共90

多賺10塊超爽的說....

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阿宅要回家解副本了！！

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By Daph Bay
at 2011-01-29T12:21

.......

By Hedda
at 2011-01-31T00:29

一整個就覺得是來......

By Anonymous
at 2011-02-01T12:37

(」°□°)」▁▂▃▃▄▄▅▅▆▆▇◣快回家過年唄

By Zanna
at 2011-02-03T00:46

好笑XDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2011-02-04T12:54

來亂的

By Lucy
at 2011-02-06T01:03

你知道你發這樣子的文全台中都會看到麼。

By Necoo
at 2011-02-07T13:11

你的數學老師在哭泣明明是少收20元.......

By Elvira
at 2011-02-09T01:20

原po都會附圖真是好榜樣黑暗套圖15張有下有推

By Ophelia
at 2011-02-10T13:28

http://goo.gl/m7FSX 有比撿到一百爽嗎?

By Connor
at 2011-02-12T01:36

你過關了 XD

By Isabella
at 2011-02-13T13:45

哇~被M了我過關了 (灑花)

By Madame
at 2011-02-15T01:53

幹怎麼全都是老阿罵還長的像納豆噓回來

By Victoria
at 2011-02-16T14:02

哇這樣也能破關喔佩服

By George
at 2011-02-18T02:10

有打算寫一篇豬排的嗎!? ^^a

By Sandy
at 2011-02-19T14:19

========板主認證全台中唯一阿婆情人=======

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-02-21T02:27

師兄......

By Xanthe
at 2011-02-22T14:36

因為原po也沒有違反規定吧就滿足阿宅小小的虛榮心一下

By Freda
at 2011-02-24T02:44

恭喜你成為阿婆殺手!!!!

By Iris
at 2011-02-25T14:52

我的受詛咒屁手咧

By Ursula
at 2011-02-27T03:01

你確定你掏出的是100塊?

By Cara
at 2011-02-28T15:09

嘖嘖柯達破我的梗有後續的說...

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-03-02T03:18

這殺小宵夜文喔....

By Faithe
at 2011-03-03T15:26

大葉哥真厲害怎麼知道這是偷渡宵夜文!!

By Irma
at 2011-03-05T03:35

因為林北肚子餓了....(￣﹁￣)
該死我的泡麵吃完了....

By Bennie
at 2011-03-06T15:43

原po都會附圖真是好榜樣黑暗套圖15張有下有推

By Quintina
at 2011-03-08T03:51

為什麼最近都在發文章這是有活動嗎?

By Tracy
at 2011-03-09T16:00

......所以是你暗戀阿婆?

By George
at 2011-03-11T04:08

幫你低調一下...........自肥太嚴重了!!!!

By Kyle
at 2011-03-12T16:17

haha!!!你的小熱狗......

By Andrew
at 2011-03-14T04:25

= =最好三年前的地龍會噴心宅度不夠回去重練

By Heather
at 2011-03-15T16:34

砍掉重練~~~

By Andrew
at 2011-03-17T04:42

V大看置底跟板標阿....

By Ula
at 2011-03-18T16:50

現在地龍都馬噴_____!!!!!

By Leila
at 2011-03-20T04:59

推一下

By Heather
at 2011-03-21T17:07

喔是情人節我好像忘了什麼事情了...

By Iris
at 2011-03-23T05:16

忘了買禮物給女朋友~~

By Wallis
at 2011-03-24T17:24

牛郎織女約砲又不關我們的事 (攤手)

By Christine
at 2011-03-26T05:33

無言=_=

By Yedda
at 2011-03-27T17:41

救援先發爆了 ERA 0.99上場!!!

By Mia
at 2011-03-29T05:49

jinny202008:你的數學老師在哭泣明明是少收20元......

By Catherine
at 2011-03-30T17:58

真的在哭泣的是你的數學老師吧 !!

By Ina
at 2011-04-01T06:06

雞排40 甜不辣20 小熱狗30 薯條20 40+20+30+20= 110阿@@
110-90= 20阿@@????

By Donna
at 2011-04-02T18:15

還蠻好笑的耶~推一下。

By Zanna
at 2011-04-04T06:23

他給了100 沒有找零所以是原PO少付10元

By Candice
at 2011-04-05T18:32

賺到跟找多少錢概念不一樣吧 @@ 如果我付五百元給他找XD
那我不是賺到四百一了囧.

By Joseph
at 2011-04-07T06:40

好好笑喔阿婆的愛戀我笑翻了

By Lily
at 2011-04-08T18:49

好笑XD

By David
at 2011-04-10T06:57

來朝聖的 XDDD

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