從未見過的英文短信英文，超級有用 - 自學

老師讓學生寫寫他們的假期，一 13 歲英國女學生上交了這樣一篇作文

My smmr hols wr CWOT.

B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@ kds FTF.

ILNY, its gr8.

Bt my Ps wr so {:-/ BC o 9/11 tht they dcdd 2 stay in SCO & spnd 2wks up N.

Up N, WUCIWUG - 0.

I ws vvv brd in MON.

0 bt baas & ^^^^^.

AAR8, my Ps wr :-) - they sd ICBW, & tht they wr ha-p 4 the pc&qt…

IDTS!!

I wntd 2 go hm ASAP, 2C my M8s again.

2day, I cam bk 2 skool.

I feel v O:-) BC I hv dn all my hm wrk.

Now its BAU …

能看懂嗎？她是在說：

My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to N
ew York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids fac
e to face. I love New York, it’s great. But my parents were so worried beca
use of September 11 that they decided to stay in Scotland and spend two week
s up north. Up north, what you see is what you get - nothing. I was extremel
y bored in the middle of nowhere. Nothing but sheep and mountains. At any ra
te, my parents were happy – they said it could be worse, and that they were
happy with the peace and quiet. I don’t think so! I wanted to go home as s
oon as possible, to see my mates again. Today I came back to school. I feel
very saintly because I have done all my homework. Now it’s business as usua
l …

via: Nascent

下面轉一些英文短信英文（來源）：

* & - and

* 0 - nothing

* 2 - two, to, too

* 2DAY - today

* A - a / an

* B - be

* B4 - before

* BC - because

* BF - boyfriend

* BK - back

* BRO - brother

* BT - but

* C - see

* D8 - date

* DNR - dinner

* EZ - easy

* F8 - fate

* GF - girlfriend

* GR8 - great

* HOLS - holidays

* HV - have

* I - I, it

* Its - it is

* KDS - kids

* L8 - late

* L8R - later

* M8 - mate

* NE1 - anyone

* PLS - please

* PS - parents

* QT - cutie

* R - are

* SIS - sister

* SKOOL - school

* SMMR - summer

* U - you

* WR - were

* A3 - anyplace, anytime, anywhere

* ASAP - as soon as possible

* B4N - Bye for now

* BAU - business as usual

* BRB - I’ll be right back.

* BTW - by the way

* CUL - see you later

* CWOT - complete waste of time

* FTF - face to face

* FYI - for your information

* GMTA - great minds think alike

* HAND - have a nice day

* HRU - how are you

* ICBW - it could be worse

* IDTS - I don’t think so

* IMHO - in my humble opinion

* IYKWIM - if you know what I mean

* JK - just kidding

* KOTC - kiss on the cheek

* LOL - laughing out loud

* LSKOL - long slow kiss on the lips

* LTNS - long time no see

* Luv U - I love you.

* Luv U2 - I love you too.

* MON - the middle of nowhere

* MTE - my thoughts exactly

* MU - I miss you.

* MUSM - I miss you so much.

* NP - no problem

* OIC - oh, I see

* PC&QT - peace and quiet

* PCM - please call me

* ROTFL - rolling on the floor laughing

* RUOK - are you ok?

* THNQ - thank you

* U4E - you forever

* UROK - you are okay

* WUCIWUG - what you see is what you get

* WYSIWYG - what you see is what you get

* XLNT - exellent


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