小吃店的奮力一搏 - 高雄鳳山

By Ida
at 2013-11-27T00:33

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1IaghBFq ]

作者: jopolulu (佐波露露) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 小吃店的奮力一搏
時間: Mon Nov 25 09:41:27 2013

記得在鳳山念高中的時候

有一家小吃店很老舊

生意不是很好

看起來要倒要倒的

名字好像叫阿霞小吃還是什麼

煮要是賣炒飯炒麵之類的

我跟我同學每次嫌附近的店人太多的時候都會去吃

其實並不難吃

只是這家店位置差店內又很老舊

牆壁上油煙熏得黑

每次用餐時間都沒什麼人

老闆娘阿霞是個戴厚重眼鏡的人

看起來就是個老實媽媽

店內還有一個幫手叫阿娥

好像是越南女孩人很懶散

看起來好像隨時都會睡著

每次都聽阿霞念她做事要勤快一點

(但其實生意不好也沒事可以做)

有一天我跟我同學要去吃的時候

突然發現這家店關了

我跟我同學看了一眼都猜想終於還是倒了吧...

沒想到一個月後

同個位置又重新開張了一家店

我跟我同學都感到非常新奇想要進去吃

店名叫做 X美時尚小吃還是什麼的怪名字

反正時尚小吃讓我記到現在

小吃還有時尚的嗎

店門口掛了布條寫試賣期間免費送湯

我們一進去

傳來一句熟悉的聲音

同學歡迎光臨唷!

我們轉頭一看

老闆娘坐在櫃檯跟我們打招呼

是阿霞阿!!!

只是他以前的歡迎光臨都有氣無力的

今天的居然有個唷字

活力滿滿!

原來這家店是阿霞重新裝潢後的時尚版

感覺阿霞野心勃勃阿!

店內的裝潢風格跟之前的老店完全不同

燈光居然是黃色的裏面一點還有粉紅色的燈光

牆壁上貼了巴黎鐵塔的壁貼

還有幾隻蝴蝶

店內的長青盆栽還掛了聖誕樹的燈泡

異國情調異國情調阿!

阿霞走過來跟我們點餐

(以前都是一進門就說老闆我要炒麵)

我們看到包亮膜的MENU都不是很習慣

而且阿霞的指甲好像有去做美容

臉上也上妝

最可怕的是穿露肩小可愛

"喔呵呵同學我們改裝了啦! 以後叫我Tina "

我跟我同學嘴裡的免費紅茶都快噴出來

一直忍笑

感覺進了廉價的理容院

打開MENU真的很不習慣

菜的名稱都經過粉飾

像是義式茄汁土魠魚麵

或是戀歌米糕 (韓劇迷?)

我跟我同學不敢亂點點了最便宜的活力炒Q麵 60元

老闆娘Tina扯開嗓子 (原名阿霞)

" Lisa!!! 炒麵一盤! " Tian示意圖( http://ppt.cc/wOl3 )

我跟我同學相看一眼 os 我們不是點炒Q麵嗎

而且Lisa是誰?

等了一會兒

我們的活力炒Q麵終於來了

我跟同學都傻眼

這明明就是我們之前在吃的炒麵啊!!!

只是上面多加了兩片九層塔

Q麵就是黃麵嗎?

活力何來? 還貴了10元幹

抬頭看

Lisa無精打采的說

請慢用

原來是阿娥!

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Tags: 高雄鳳山

All Comments

By Delia
at 2013-11-29T00:18

換個包裝就可以漲價適用於各個領域阿！

By Quintina
at 2013-12-01T00:04

啊～呃～

By Queena
at 2013-12-02T23:49

我覺得很好笑欸 XDDD

By Joseph
at 2013-12-04T23:35

XDDD 後續生意好否?

By Kelly
at 2013-12-06T23:20

這就要問六樓了

By Kyle
at 2013-12-08T23:05

該名叫愛鳳小吃店生意一定好

By Irma
at 2013-12-10T22:51

XDDD

By Isabella
at 2013-12-12T22:36

九層塔一片5元

By Kristin
at 2013-12-14T22:22

野心勃勃啊XD

By Yuri
at 2013-12-16T22:07

好可愛XD 野心勃勃的阿霞呀~~

By Kama
at 2013-12-18T21:52

TinaXDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2013-12-20T21:38

看到Tina就笑了XDD

By Ivy
at 2013-12-22T21:23

By William
at 2013-12-24T21:09

阿鵝～

By Sandy
at 2013-12-26T20:54

太好笑了啦這篇....XDXD

By Queena
at 2013-12-28T20:39

老闆娘是動了什麼手術嗎…

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-12-30T20:25

這篇很有趣怎麼這麼少推

By Cara
at 2014-01-01T20:10

他一定是桶二派來的

By Charlotte
at 2014-01-03T19:56

老闆娘表示：

By Yuri
at 2014-01-05T19:41

為什麼這篇乍看之下沒什麼，後勁卻這麼強啦XDDDDD

By Noah
at 2014-01-07T19:26

哈哈哈好有趣

By Joe
at 2014-01-09T19:12

太好笑了！本日佳作。

By Mia
at 2014-01-11T18:57

XDDDDDDD 希望他們生意興隆

By Franklin
at 2014-01-13T18:43

好好笑好想去朝聖

By Annie
at 2014-01-15T18:28

Wwwwwwww

By Annie
at 2014-01-17T18:13

開團朝聖Tina
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2014-01-19T17:59

XDDDD
現在怎麼樣了?

By Mia
at 2014-01-21T17:44

哈哈哈哈好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2014-01-23T17:30

快告訴我tina現在怎麼了XDDDD

By Sarah
at 2014-01-25T17:15

XDDDDDDDDDD後勁好強阿~哈哈哈哈哈

By Kyle
at 2014-01-27T17:00

超好笑

By Heather
at 2014-01-29T16:46

XDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2014-01-31T16:31

在哪啊！！！

By Hedwig
at 2014-02-02T16:17

原來是阿娥超好笑

By Irma
at 2014-02-04T16:02

XDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2014-02-06T15:47

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2014-02-08T15:33

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好有畫面哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Faithe
at 2014-02-10T15:18

還滿酷的XDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2014-02-12T15:04

這篇有梗！

By Elma
at 2014-02-14T14:49

怎麼有銀魂的FU ............= =

By Mason
at 2014-02-16T14:34

這好好笑XDDDD

By Ula
at 2014-02-18T14:20

By Franklin
at 2014-02-20T14:05

XDDD

By Lily
at 2014-02-22T13:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDD 你形容的好讚

By James
at 2014-02-24T13:36

酷斃了XD

By Xanthe
at 2014-02-26T13:21

阿娥到底是有多無精打采XD

By Aaliyah
at 2014-02-28T13:07

TINA是我英文名字........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2014-03-02T12:52

XDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2014-03-04T12:38

阿娥的時候笑了XDDD

By Olive
at 2014-03-06T12:23

XDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-03-08T12:08

有笑有推

By Faithe
at 2014-03-10T11:54

後續後續！（敲碗）

By Susan
at 2014-03-12T11:39

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2014-03-14T11:25

阿娥好像章魚哥喔XD

By Kelly
at 2014-03-16T11:10

哈哈哈哈，笑超久！

By Olive
at 2014-03-18T10:55

文筆大好 XDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-03-20T10:41

xdddd

By Olive
at 2014-03-22T10:26

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2014-03-24T10:12

TinaXDDDD

By Harry
at 2014-03-26T09:57

XDDDD

By Erin
at 2014-03-28T09:42

相當好笑啊XDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2014-03-30T09:28

圖超可愛XDDDD

By Ida
at 2014-04-01T09:13

Tina太猛了!!笑死我了

By Ethan
at 2014-04-03T08:59

XDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2014-04-05T08:44

XDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2014-04-07T08:29

XDDDD

By Isabella
at 2014-04-09T08:15

Tian示意圖是？(突破盲點)

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-04-11T08:00

XDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2014-04-13T07:46

好好笑XDDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2014-04-15T07:31

XDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2014-04-17T07:16

1開團朝聖了啦XDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2014-04-19T07:02

By Charlie
at 2014-04-21T06:47

很可愛 XD

By Odelette
at 2014-04-23T06:33

好生動XD

By Carol
at 2014-04-25T06:18

超好笑XD 很像日式小品趣文

By Valerie
at 2014-04-27T06:03

這篇好可愛XD

By Selena
at 2014-04-29T05:49

該不會是鳳新吧！！

By Robert
at 2014-05-01T05:34

好想去吃吃看看啊啊啊XD

By Megan
at 2014-05-03T05:20

"阿娥原來是妳啊" "不是我還會是誰"

By Linda
at 2014-05-05T05:05

晚餐就吃這間吧!!!(阿是鳳中還鳳新阿

By Damian
at 2014-05-07T04:50

原來是阿娥! 超好笑哈哈哈哈

By Quanna
at 2014-05-09T04:36

我肚子好痛XDDD

By Eden
at 2014-05-11T04:21

笑點有中xDD

By Belly
at 2014-05-13T04:07

哈哈有笑有推

By Belly
at 2014-05-15T03:52

XDDDDD笑好久...

By Gary
at 2014-05-17T03:37

頗妙XDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2014-05-19T03:23

有趣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2014-05-21T03:08

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2014-05-23T02:54

哈哈～

By Joe
at 2014-05-25T02:39

你很會寫

By Audriana
at 2014-05-27T02:24

想去吃在哪XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2014-05-29T02:10

哈哈哈這篇莫名的好笑啊XDDD

By Odelette
at 2014-05-31T01:55

後勁好強XD

By Caitlin
at 2014-06-02T01:41

跪求店家位置啊(誠心

By Hardy
at 2014-06-04T01:26

XDDDDDDDDD

By Franklin
at 2014-06-06T01:11

XDDDD!!跪求時尚小吃店位置！想去看Tian!!跟Lisa!!後勁超
強

By Rosalind
at 2014-06-08T00:57

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2014-06-10T00:42

我從頭笑到尾耶~

By Sandy
at 2014-06-12T00:28

我也要去看Tina和Lisa!!!!XDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2014-06-14T00:13

哈哈哈哈哈哈menu超難想的！推Tina!!

By Olivia
at 2014-06-15T23:58

後勁十足給你一個讚!!

By Dora
at 2014-06-17T23:44

這家店最該換的就是阿娥吧XDDDDD 同是鳳山人推！

By Damian
at 2014-06-19T23:29

XDDDD 超好笑XD 好想知道位置!XD

By Kelly
at 2014-06-21T23:15

這一個月她可能去上了山達基

By Hardy
at 2014-06-23T23:00

推XD

By Steve
at 2014-06-25T22:45

哈上班看這篇心情整個好了起來

By Steve
at 2014-06-27T22:31

文筆好好~超好笑XDDDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-06-29T22:16

這篇超好笑 XDDDDDDD

By Joseph
at 2014-07-01T22:02

野心勃勃 XDDD

By Hedy
at 2014-07-03T21:47

換湯不換藥阿XDDD

By William
at 2014-07-05T21:32

可以轉去地方版求店的圖嗎,好想看~

By Ivy
at 2014-07-07T21:18

超搞笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd

By Adele
at 2014-07-09T21:03

是鳳新!!!!!偷Q原PO名片檔發現的XDDD
天啊~~~~~~~~阿霞那家居然改成這樣了XDDDDDDDDDDDD太爆笑了啦

By Olive
at 2014-07-11T20:49

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Damian
at 2014-07-13T20:34

從頭笑到尾哈哈

By Enid
at 2014-07-15T20:19

有笑推!!!還看了兩遍 XD

By Faithe
at 2014-07-17T20:05

太好笑啦,圖也好可愛

By Jake
at 2014-07-19T19:50

爆~XD

By Rebecca
at 2014-07-21T19:36

好有畫面阿~~~哈哈哈

By Wallis
at 2014-07-26T05:09

老闆娘很可愛XDD

By Ina
at 2014-07-28T04:54

哈哈！太好笑了

By Daph Bay
at 2014-07-30T04:39

XDDDDD校友推一個XDDD還沒讀高中時就在吃了XDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-08-01T04:25

他還開著嗎?在哪裡阿XDD

By Adele
at 2014-08-03T04:10

鳳新嗎~很近要揪團朝聖嗎?

By Rae
at 2014-08-05T03:56

我看到時尚小吃就笑翻XD

By Audriana
at 2014-08-07T03:41

我同學確認過應該不是鳳新XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-08-09T03:26

看到阿霞也以為是鳳新XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2014-08-11T03:12

XXXXD

By Erin
at 2014-08-13T02:57

結果是九年前的鳳新XD~難怪確認無用阿

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-08-15T02:43

鳳新高中旁新康街啊

By Lucy
at 2014-08-17T02:28

這篇一直讓我想到愛鳳小吃店XDDD

By Elvira
at 2014-08-19T02:13

請問tcy323君~他還在營業嗎XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-08-21T01:59

好奇用google街景去找~沒找到@@

By Lily
at 2014-08-23T01:44

應該是這間 http://goo.gl/1xt5kN 不過原po敘述的跟

By Victoria
at 2014-08-25T01:30

我印象中不太一樣那時候印象很深是老闆很兇會一直

By Donna
at 2014-08-27T01:15

罵老闆娘生意也沒有到不好(我覺得啦) 沒想到竟然變

By Liam
at 2014-08-29T01:00

這樣XD 前陣子回去吃李師傅都沒注意到阿霞不一樣了

By Steve
at 2014-08-31T00:46

加油喔!

By Edwina
at 2014-09-02T00:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

小吃店的奮力一搏 - 高雄鳳山

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