如何養一隻火雞 - 閒聊

By Olivia
at 2017-03-28T07:39

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餓死抬頭

我家昨天飛來一隻火雞叫了一整天但我沒理他
今天七點又開始叫了
害我忍無可忍的...
...
...

爬起來找東西給他吃。

所以大家家裡飛來火雞時是怎麼處理的求解
http://i.imgur.com/jLTUiid.jpg

話說之前看到dcard有人撿到孔雀讓我羨慕死了
想一想撿到火雞好像也不錯
都是鳥嘛。

(但我還是期待有一天撿到孔雀

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By Tracy
at 2017-03-31T17:36

Glu Glu Glu

By Ivy
at 2017-04-04T03:32

我都做成三杯火雞

By Thomas
at 2017-04-07T13:29

有雞我就推

By Andy
at 2017-04-10T23:26

就加一些蔥一些醬養在烤箱裡阿

By Rachel
at 2017-04-14T09:23

太酷了XD

By Victoria
at 2017-04-17T19:19

好吃

By Frederica
at 2017-04-21T05:16

好漂釀的雞啊

By Heather
at 2017-04-24T15:13

雞肉飯的食材

By Kumar
at 2017-04-28T01:09

看你要三杯還是用烤的

By Oscar
at 2017-05-01T11:06

哈哈哈火雞耶XD

By Elvira
at 2017-05-04T21:03

火雞XDD

By Emma
at 2017-05-08T07:00

餓了

By Necoo
at 2017-05-11T16:56

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Olivia
at 2017-05-15T02:53

幹火雞戰鬥力超高，樓主保重

By Sarah
at 2017-05-18T12:50

養起來留到感恩節

By Queena
at 2017-05-21T22:47

火雞超兇的..

By Isabella
at 2017-05-25T08:43

早餐文

By Jack
at 2017-05-28T18:40

雞雞攻擊

By Victoria
at 2017-06-01T04:37

被追過嚇死人

By Bethany
at 2017-06-04T14:34

4樓的XDDD

By Robert
at 2017-06-08T00:30

我的戰鬥力只有六千這隻火雞起碼有一萬以上

By Kristin
at 2017-06-11T10:27

火雞胸超好摸XDDD

By Charlie
at 2017-06-14T20:24

來這裡問就對了女版都養過火雞的

By Sandy
at 2017-06-18T06:20

加菜阿!! 不敢自己殺就去菜市場找人幫忙處理

By Anthony
at 2017-06-21T16:17

這太酷了

By Erin
at 2017-06-25T02:14

找雞飼料放水盤

By Ophelia
at 2017-06-28T12:11

幫他洗澡

By Damian
at 2017-07-01T22:07

它走散了吧找賣雞飼料的店家問問

By Enid
at 2017-07-06T18:43

問問劉里長

By Elizabeth
at 2017-07-10T04:40

好恐怖XDD

By Blanche
at 2017-07-13T14:36

油蔥酥呢

By Emma
at 2017-07-17T00:33

看到這標題就笑翻了

By Michael
at 2017-07-20T10:30

你說不太可能但也不能可能憑空出現啊，一定有主人去問問吧

By Valerie
at 2017-07-23T20:27

這真的很威

By Tom
at 2017-07-27T06:23

他就肚子叫沒事也會叫啊嫌吵就趕快找主人吧

By Oscar
at 2017-07-30T16:20

好可愛喔哈哈哈哈

By Gilbert
at 2017-08-03T02:17

哈哈好酷

By Hardy
at 2017-08-06T12:14

以為是開玩笑，結果真的是一隻火雞.....

By Charlotte
at 2017-08-09T22:10

加菜了

By Dora
at 2017-08-13T08:07

雞攻擊之術

By Agnes
at 2017-08-16T18:04

我怕鳥

By Hardy
at 2017-08-20T04:01

chicken attack!!

By Oscar
at 2017-08-23T13:57

禽流感@@"樓主自重……

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-08-26T23:54

好酷哦感覺很兇

By Poppy
at 2017-08-30T09:51

腦袋浮現出世紀帝國的火雞

By Quintina
at 2017-09-02T19:47

太酷了到底是從哪飛來的XD

By George
at 2017-09-06T05:44

雞有事沒事就叫個幾聲養這會被鄰居幹譙的

By Olga
at 2017-09-09T15:41

以前養過雞除了清理排泄物之類的比較麻煩之外算是個不

By Olga
at 2017-09-13T01:38

錯的寵物

By Faithe
at 2017-09-16T11:34

幹好帥

By Oliver
at 2017-09-19T21:31

養好了感覺可以當保鑣呢

By Dora
at 2017-09-23T07:28

三杯

By Ophelia
at 2017-09-26T17:25

按標題還以為是鬧板的還真的是火雞XDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2017-09-30T03:21

帶去嘉義

By William
at 2017-10-03T13:18

打昏帶去嘉義，然後你知道的

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-10-06T23:15

笑死

By Kumar
at 2017-10-10T09:12

覺得美味

By Frederica
at 2017-10-13T19:08

四樓XDDDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-10-17T05:05

這隻看起來好凶悍阿！！

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-10-20T15:02

只有我吃火雞火雞不用吃

By Kyle
at 2017-10-24T00:58

XDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2017-10-27T10:55

誰來轉鳥板哈哈哈

By Erin
at 2017-10-30T20:52

直接大噴笑wwwwwwwwww

By Belly
at 2017-11-03T06:49

三杯(誤)
經濟性動物...

By Olivia
at 2017-11-06T16:45

雞鴨鵝豬牛羊火雞
去鳥版問問吧

By Doris
at 2017-11-10T02:42

Its eggs for your dinner,

By Christine
at 2017-11-13T12:39

說不訂有什麼鳥協會之類的在收

By Puput
at 2017-11-16T22:36

Its legs for next winter

By Madame
at 2017-11-20T08:32

但是經濟性動物一不小心就...

By Jack
at 2017-11-23T18:29

緊急糧食

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-11-27T04:26

火雞肉有100 記得放在城鎮中心附近採食效率較高XD

By Blanche
at 2017-11-30T14:23

樓上正解

By Dinah
at 2017-12-04T00:19

以為有雞我就會推？

By Candice
at 2017-12-07T10:16

XD
收編阿

By Quanna
at 2017-12-10T20:13

原po住哪啊有野生(?)火雞好神奇

By Jacky
at 2017-12-14T06:09

chicken attack

By Oliver
at 2017-12-17T16:06

養到感恩節

By Oliver
at 2017-12-21T02:03

到感恩節就吃了他

By Ivy
at 2017-12-24T12:00

感恩節要到了他來當食物報恩的

By Madame
at 2017-12-27T21:56

家養過、給他吃米糠加飯、但是火雞很兇、記得餵的時
候不要太靠近不然會被啄

By Mary
at 2017-12-31T07:53

如果是Ark裡的火雞，你早就GG了

By Christine
at 2018-01-03T17:50

餓了+1

By Zanna
at 2018-01-07T03:47

留到感恩節慶祝

By Zora
at 2018-01-10T13:43

以前鄉下家有自己跑來一群，爸爸撒飼料給他們吃，他們
就住下來了，每天還自己出門散步，固定五點出門六點回
家，第一次出門爸爸還很傷心，可惜最後還是沒吃到火機
肉

By Sierra Rose
at 2018-01-13T23:40

感恩節還很久可以先養胖一點

By Blanche
at 2018-01-17T09:37

真的是火雞

By Dorothy
at 2018-01-20T19:34

對他如國王、先餵胖一點，感恩節就能吃囉

By Regina
at 2018-01-24T05:30

我家田之前有水池然後草很多很像濕地結果之前飛來一隻孔
雀還有來過很大的鸚鵡跟翠鳥不過倒是沒有來過火雞

By Tracy
at 2018-01-27T15:27

這篇好可怕...

By Hedwig
at 2018-01-31T01:24

地點正確底卡文就會被噓爆

By Zora
at 2018-02-03T11:20

好想吃喔原po我們一起吃掉牠吧

By Frederica
at 2018-02-06T21:17

火雞超可怕我家附近也有人養火雞

By Rosalind
at 2018-02-10T07:14

吃掉

By Eartha
at 2018-02-13T17:11

來報恩的喇傻傻

By Frederic
at 2018-02-17T03:07

養到聖誕節

By Wallis
at 2018-02-20T13:04

三杯不錯

By Rosalind
at 2018-02-23T23:01

想吃～

By Thomas
at 2018-02-27T08:58

來這問是準沒錯的！

By Leila
at 2018-03-02T18:54

養火雞好酷XD

By Agnes
at 2018-03-06T04:51

希望你們可以當好朋友XD

By Kristin
at 2018-03-09T14:48

你淫了

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-03-13T00:45

哈哈哈哈哈

By Megan
at 2018-03-16T10:41

火雞超吵

By Kristin
at 2018-03-19T20:38

火雞喜歡蔥，可以切一些蔥花給牠吃

By Sarah
at 2018-03-23T06:35

中午想吃火雞肉飯了

By Oliver
at 2018-03-26T16:31

By Irma
at 2018-03-30T02:28

等等雞本要出動了

By Eden
at 2018-04-02T12:25

吃掉他

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-04-05T22:22

今年的聖誕夜...

By Mary
at 2018-04-09T08:18

我撿過薑母鴨幼鳥XD

By Bennie
at 2018-04-12T18:15

有誰不認識我雙刀火雞呀

By Kumar
at 2018-04-16T04:12

火雞很吵的

By Daniel
at 2018-04-19T14:09

三杯

By Catherine
at 2018-04-23T00:05

火雞肉飯啊，還要問？

By Liam
at 2018-04-26T10:02

太好笑了~~養牠養牠養牠!!!

By Iris
at 2018-04-29T19:59

拿烤火雞的圖片給他看!

By Delia
at 2018-05-03T05:56

火雞真的長得很醜覺得好噁心但肉是好吃啦
小時候覺得那是外星生物

By Zenobia
at 2018-05-06T15:52

火雞地域性很強養了可以看家

By Rebecca
at 2018-05-10T01:49

養胖一點感恩節快到了

By Andy
at 2018-05-13T11:46

他怎麼濕濕的

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-05-16T21:42

滿身的油蔥味(x

By Hamiltion
at 2018-05-20T07:39

只想到吃的

By Una
at 2018-05-23T17:36

原po我想看火雞吃飼料~~

By Kelly
at 2018-05-27T03:33

烤來吃

By Charlie
at 2018-05-30T13:29

把他養肥順便取個名字

By Hamiltion
at 2018-06-02T23:26

我爸以前當兵的同梯每次來我家都會帶好幾籠我們不要的蔥末
說要回去給火雞加菜

By Heather
at 2018-06-06T09:23

烤了

By Ophelia
at 2018-06-09T19:20

噁心

By Susan
at 2018-06-13T05:16

有神快拜

By Dinah
at 2018-06-16T15:13

好可愛！雞雞攻擊～

By Kama
at 2018-06-20T01:10

烏龜為什麼在杯子裡

By Oliver
at 2018-06-23T11:07

今年雞年欸！你要火了XDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-06-26T21:03

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Erin
at 2018-06-30T07:00

有圖有推太好笑了!!

By Susan
at 2018-07-03T16:57

你不要對他大叫他會叫回來看過影片XDD

By Rae
at 2018-07-06T02:33

養到聖誕節

By Dora
at 2018-07-09T12:29

感恩節吧？

By Brianna
at 2018-07-12T22:26

哈哈哈哈哈

By Emily
at 2018-07-16T08:23

火雞肉飯！

By Lydia
at 2018-07-19T18:20

當雞養嗎？我也不知道耶我外婆家有養三隻以上的火雞每次
回去都和我妹一直對牠們大笑然後火雞就會以一樣的頻率回
應XD

By Isla
at 2018-07-23T04:16

想到艾琳娜第一幕

By Valerie
at 2018-07-26T14:13

嘉義火雞肉飯

By Catherine
at 2018-07-30T00:10

幹XDDDD

By Delia
at 2018-08-02T10:06

三杯火雞+烤火雞不錯吃

By Regina
at 2018-08-05T20:03

他回家了嗎

By Ingrid
at 2018-08-09T06:00

三杯

By Lauren
at 2018-08-12T15:57

哈哈...Pollo 跟Pavone的差別

By Audriana
at 2018-08-16T01:53

總之先拿火雞肉飯喂他試試

By Puput
at 2018-08-19T11:50

記得要配油蔥…

By Isabella
at 2018-08-22T21:47

竟然真的要收編XDXX

By Steve
at 2018-08-26T07:44

烤火雞三吃不會？

By Rosalind
at 2018-08-29T17:40

收編了嗎火雞好帥哦

By Oliver
at 2018-09-02T03:37

想吃...但可能是有人養的寵物

By Emma
at 2018-09-05T13:34

帥

By Necoo
at 2018-09-08T23:31

試看看火雞吃不吃火雞

By Candice
at 2018-09-12T09:27

Cool

By Liam
at 2018-09-15T19:24

做成火雞肉飯

By Rae
at 2018-09-19T05:21

你是阿茲特克人？

By Dinah
at 2018-09-22T15:17

是擅長被做成佳餚的朋友呢。

By Kristin
at 2018-09-26T01:14

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Mason
at 2018-09-29T11:11

製作成火雞肉飯宴請鄉民

By Charlotte
at 2018-10-02T21:08

火雞很兇誒，我在澳洲看到野生的都超可怕，狗狗都會跑開那
等級的

By Margaret
at 2018-10-06T07:04

妳家住動物園旁邊？哪來火雞可以飛到妳家啊

By Sierra Rose
at 2018-10-09T17:01

邊吃晚餐邊看這篇，覺得有加到菜

By Heather
at 2018-10-13T02:58

收編吧火雞是很忠誠的動物科科

By Elvira
at 2018-10-16T12:55

可惡，餓了

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-10-19T22:51

火雞肉飯

By Poppy
at 2018-10-23T08:48

好可愛

By Erin
at 2018-10-26T18:45

好可愛，好好笑

By Zanna
at 2018-10-30T04:42

問鳥版(aves)

By Susan
at 2018-11-02T14:38

這是在台灣嗎

By Dorothy
at 2018-11-06T00:35

笑慘了

By Lucy
at 2018-11-09T10:32

好吃

By Odelette
at 2018-11-12T20:28

好酷喔哈哈哈哈

By Queena
at 2018-11-16T06:25

超想養一隻來加菜

By Olivia
at 2018-11-19T16:22

收編

By Sarah
at 2018-11-23T02:19

XDDDD超酷的啊這雞...什麼時候我也能撿一隻陪貓玩

By Daniel
at 2018-11-26T12:15

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2018-11-29T22:12

ㄏㄏㄏㄏㄏㄏㄏ

By Ingrid
at 2018-12-03T08:09

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By John
at 2018-12-06T18:06

我有同學家裡有養欸幫妳問問

By Una
at 2018-12-10T04:02

哪來的野生火雞阿!

By Noah
at 2018-12-13T13:59

要天外飛來一隻火雞這機率真的XDD

By Robert
at 2018-12-16T23:56

撿到食材

By Freda
at 2018-12-20T09:53

殺來吃啊，還用我教？

By Lily
at 2018-12-23T19:49

餓ㄌ100p跟你買

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-12-27T05:46

孔雀叫聲也很吵的

By Lily
at 2018-12-30T15:43

竟然沒被別人抓去吃

By Damian
at 2019-01-03T01:39

晚上加菜了啊

By Megan
at 2019-01-06T11:36

你不殺火雞是要怎麼升封建？

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at 2017-03-28T07:15

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