好想要男人！為什麼沒男友啊 - 閒聊

By Ivy
at 2015-04-01T02:30

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到底是為什麼啊

姐明明就長得滿不錯為什麼一直沒辦法交男友啊

要身材有身材要奶有奶姐可是歐美碼的Ｅ耶沒在墊的

人稱小志玲或是小孫芸芸長腿細腰多才多藝功課好

活潑開朗興趣是順手幫人又容易心軟

媽的為什麼沒個普通的人追啊

什麼標準太高

對啦真的有很多人約啊可是就都不是我的菜嘛

啊憂鬱症沒事就大哭和自殺

變裝癖Ｍ男（尼瑪的還拿高跟鞋拜託我穿上踩他）

濫交癖終極夜店咖老菸槍

胖到樓梯會喘一般人雙手圍不住講話也會喘

在我宿舍底下邊哭邊朗誦情書（尼瑪我前天才認識你

還沒追到就動手打人

或才第一次約會就動手動腳想摸不該摸的地方

這些我真的不行啊！！！！！！

就沒有一般的宅男就好嗎

穿到處都買得到的格子襯衫和無差別黑框眼鏡

介於胖到不健康和瘦到不健康中間不需要長得太有特色

不要有太奇怪的興趣（去你的我不想穿高跟鞋踩你的龍珠啊

很一般打打電動這樣就可以了啊！！！（如果是魔法師就更好了...

姐做的便當超好吃啊又沒有公主病也不會不合理的要求男生

還會打ＬＯＬ

在搭訕風潮開始前就常被搭訕

為什麼就沒有身心健康的普通異性戀宅男追啊！

姐也追過啊都被打槍啦

一個後來才發現是gay 還有一個只喜歡160公分以下的

還有一個嫌我家庭學歷幹不用打工維持家計讀國立大學又怎樣

什麼叫我喜歡你的臉和個性但我討厭你的學歷

介意個屁反正都只是藉口啦

身邊現在又都已經沒有單身男是否乾脆去精子銀行算了！

拜託快來個一般的男生來把我牽走！！

姐好想找個好男人交往然後每天愉快地撲倒他

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By Regina
at 2015-04-03T09:50

為什麼還有中文名!!

By Zenobia
at 2015-04-05T17:11

有種衝著我來啊

By Anthony
at 2015-04-08T00:31

應該是來不及？

By Adele
at 2015-04-10T07:51

您這是...不好奇卡卡獸怎麼跑出來玩了嗎?

By Gilbert
at 2015-04-12T15:11

打得這麼辛苦卻要被刪除了給拍拍

By Brianna
at 2015-04-14T22:31

我啊

By Adele
at 2015-04-17T05:51

嗯。。。愚人節快樂，睡飽一點比較不會暴躁

By Adele
at 2015-04-19T13:11

你長得太正，遇到壞人不少

By Hardy
at 2015-04-21T20:31

等下被刪你id就跑出了

By Damian
at 2015-04-24T03:51

姐姐要求的全符合 >\\\\\\\\\\<

By Connor
at 2015-04-26T11:11

愚人節快樂ya~~~~~

By Ula
at 2015-04-28T18:31

那...請問要去哪裡報名呢@[email protected]

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-05-01T01:51

囧

By Jacob
at 2015-05-03T09:11

找我

By Iris
at 2015-05-05T16:31

卡卡獸都跑出來玩了…

By Liam
at 2015-05-07T23:51

我想報名

By Steve
at 2015-05-10T07:11

一開始以為是反串，看完有感受到怨氣，好想看便當照片

By Annie
at 2015-05-12T14:31

中文到底怎麼發阿@@

By John
at 2015-05-14T21:51

應該不是反串吧?蠻像真心話的...但要匿名才吼得出來...

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-17T05:11

版主快刪文讓她ID跑出來啊!!! 一下子信箱就爆了~

By Kelly
at 2015-05-19T12:31

樓下說說看小志玲姐姐id等等會不會跑出來 >_*

By Edith
at 2015-05-21T19:51

以下開放報名

By Iris
at 2015-05-24T03:11

宅男前來報到QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ((大哭

By Liam
at 2015-05-26T10:31

怨氣衝天

By Valerie
at 2015-05-28T17:51

為什麼有中文[email protected]@!!!???

By Harry
at 2015-05-31T01:11

就我拉謝

By Adele
at 2015-06-02T08:31

嗯? 找我有事?

By Donna
at 2015-06-04T15:51

活動結束了@@ 拍拍

By Irma
at 2015-06-06T23:11

希望你能找到好男人

By Eden
at 2015-06-09T06:31

前來報到

By Kama
at 2015-06-11T13:51

應徵+1

By Rae
at 2015-06-13T21:12

來啊有種都衝著我來

By Elvira
at 2015-06-16T04:32

彰化金城武報名中~

By Daph Bay
at 2015-06-18T11:52

歡迎各地金城武前來報到

By Cara
at 2015-06-20T19:12

版主快劣退才能寄辣0.0

By Mason
at 2015-06-23T02:32

一般的居家型宅男來報到~ 好想認識原PO喔^^

By Noah
at 2015-06-25T09:52

雖然了解你的心情不過這篇看來要被砍了XD

By James
at 2015-06-27T17:12

我也想吃姐做的便當 XD

By Emma
at 2015-06-30T00:32

有種衝著我來XDDD

By Linda
at 2015-07-02T07:52

南區郭富城報到

By Callum
at 2015-07-04T15:12

露個ID信箱就爆了

By George
at 2015-07-06T22:32

有種衝著我來

By Heather
at 2015-07-09T05:52

反串?

By Quanna
at 2015-07-11T13:12

先報名

By Lauren
at 2015-07-13T20:32

圖呢

By Anonymous
at 2015-07-16T03:52

推

By Eden
at 2015-07-18T11:12

不早了該睡覺了　　　　　　　　　　　　有種衝著我來

By Agatha
at 2015-07-20T18:32

讓我來試試

By Ida
at 2015-07-23T01:52

選我選我選我

By Agnes
at 2015-07-25T09:12

原po這麼喜歡宅宅為啥不去台北地下街走走阿，那邊的
宅宅應該很樂意被搭訕

By Bennie
at 2015-07-27T16:32

沒圖就算是宅男也噓你

By Una
at 2015-07-29T23:52

辛苦了拍拍

By Delia
at 2015-08-01T07:12

哥來報名了愚人節不虎爛由我做起

By Agatha
at 2015-08-03T14:32

來信交友換真相，男的就不用了

By Selena
at 2015-08-05T21:52

報名

By Poppy
at 2015-08-08T05:12

冷靜啊哈哈哈哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2015-08-10T12:32

你在哪裡遇到這些人的啊...你要的條件路上一大堆吧...

By Wallis
at 2015-08-12T19:52

姐要不要++打lol

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-15T03:12

爬樓梯會喘錯了嗎?

By Tom
at 2015-08-17T10:32

請寄信給本魯幽默風趣有自信+白金

By Valerie
at 2015-08-19T17:52

我很一般(?)

By Ophelia
at 2015-08-22T01:13

姊選我正解！

By Caitlin
at 2015-08-24T08:33

單挑啊

By John
at 2015-08-26T15:53

沒附圖要怎麼鑑定

By Thomas
at 2015-08-28T23:13

幸好我早就拐到一個宅宅了XD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-31T06:33

一定看起來像性感玩咖弄黑長直清純點的風格即可

By Doris
at 2015-09-02T13:53

有什麼問題私下找我解決

By Jessica
at 2015-09-04T21:13

來推薦我的老實朋友算了

By Enid
at 2015-09-07T04:33

看留言以為來到八卦版= =

By Irma
at 2015-09-09T11:53

普通的宅男在這！快來追我～～

By Ivy
at 2015-09-11T19:13

直接寄信給J哥了阿不抽煙不喝酒沒有怪癖還是鑽石呢

By Tom
at 2015-09-14T02:33

宅宅必推

By Megan
at 2015-09-16T09:53

By Elma
at 2015-09-18T17:13

愚人節快樂，來報名嘍

By Olive
at 2015-09-21T00:33

愚人節快樂哦

By Emma
at 2015-09-23T07:53

求單挑 XD

By Kyle
at 2015-09-25T15:13

有種跟我去約會

By Susan
at 2015-09-27T22:33

有同感

By Lauren
at 2015-09-30T05:53

要不要发给我图看看

By Blanche
at 2015-10-02T13:13

我哥近40歲已是魔法師之王,不煙不酒不賭愛貓,歡迎站內信

By Zanna
at 2015-10-04T20:33

優質好文應該放精華區

By Rebecca
at 2015-10-07T03:53

身為宅男來簽到一下

By Zenobia
at 2015-10-09T11:13

去開便當店，造福更多人吧！

By Regina
at 2015-10-11T18:33

居然有中文ID

By Donna
at 2015-10-14T01:53

歐美杯的E太大了吧...

By Caitlin
at 2015-10-16T09:13

這三小，通通讓開我來！

By Heather
at 2015-10-18T16:33

http://imgur.com/MBEabBJ

By Hedy
at 2015-10-20T23:53

愚人節活動嗎

By Jacky
at 2015-10-23T07:13

試試女同志吧

By Hedwig
at 2015-10-25T14:33

額～小弟183前來報到

By Hedy
at 2015-10-27T21:53

衝我來啊

By Iris
at 2015-10-30T05:14

自己太挑，而且什麼人吸引什麼人，少推託

By Oscar
at 2015-11-01T12:34

沒錯就標準太高出來單挑啊咦？

By Sarah
at 2015-11-03T19:54

這是反串嗎

By Donna
at 2015-11-06T03:14

哈哈哈哈

By Dora
at 2015-11-08T10:34

私我拜託

By Hedda
at 2015-11-10T17:54

圖ㄋ

By Frederica
at 2015-11-13T01:14

衝著我來阿!!

By Kelly
at 2015-11-15T08:34

只想打lol 呀～～加加

By Brianna
at 2015-11-17T15:54

有人胖到能讓樓梯會喘…低能兒廢文國文重修

By Frederica
at 2015-11-19T23:14

這篇爆的話可以不要刪嗎？

By Robert
at 2015-11-22T06:34

有種衝著我來!

By Doris
at 2015-11-24T13:54

有種出來喬ㄚ

By Jake
at 2015-11-26T21:14

好想摸摸e奶

By Caroline
at 2015-11-29T04:34

林志玲也上ptt了?

By Jessica
at 2015-12-01T11:54

應徵應徵站內信

By Selena
at 2015-12-03T19:14

寄信給我，我超優

By Linda
at 2015-12-06T02:34

哈囉就是我~

By Ophelia
at 2015-12-08T09:54

你有吸引怪人的特質

By Gary
at 2015-12-10T17:14

有照片嗎

By Zora
at 2015-12-13T00:34

已內信

By Rachel
at 2015-12-15T07:54

附圖就有答案了

By Puput
at 2015-12-17T15:14

蛤……結束了喔～沒跟到車T_T

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-12-19T22:34

笑了xDDD

By Irma
at 2015-12-22T05:54

噓歐美E杯...

By Erin
at 2015-12-24T13:14

先來個站內信寄圖我在跟你說說缺點

By Noah
at 2015-12-26T20:34

我報名真心請私信給我

By Mia
at 2015-12-29T03:54

噓，圖呢？？？？

By Gilbert
at 2015-12-31T11:14

姊姊你幾歲

By Agatha
at 2016-01-02T18:34

看文覺得應該是姐你太霸氣~難以靠近吧

By Jacky
at 2016-01-05T01:54

附圖推回來

By Margaret
at 2016-01-07T09:15

站內信謝謝

By Adele
at 2016-01-09T16:35

o2 po個文就一推啦

By Doris
at 2016-01-11T23:55

我也長的很正常還不是一樣追不到女生！！

By Emily
at 2016-01-14T07:15

給圖我就推

By Hedwig
at 2016-01-16T14:35

像小孫芸芸是整形前還整形後？整形後她的臉也很僵

By Charlotte
at 2016-01-18T21:55

你好我小福山雅治歡迎來信

By Bethany
at 2016-01-21T05:15

你好我人稱鼓山下智久身高180 體重75

By Brianna
at 2016-01-23T12:35

新竹李聖傑來了

By Edwina
at 2016-01-25T19:55

XDDDDDDDD好好笑

By Edwina
at 2016-01-28T03:15

已寄信樓下該你上場

By Thomas
at 2016-01-30T10:35

釣到國慶爺

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-02-01T17:55

有人好認真XDDDDD

By Ida
at 2016-02-04T01:15

拜託找我

By Hazel
at 2016-02-06T08:35

為什麼中文id持續好久~

By Bethany
at 2016-02-08T15:55

我畢業後年薪百萬先附圖我再決定

By Olivia
at 2016-02-10T23:15

175無不良嗜好，今天愚人節，先來場阿福慢打再說，
有興趣來一場嗎???

By Damian
at 2016-02-13T06:35

彈出來

By Andy
at 2016-02-15T13:55

哈哈哈哈

By Elvira
at 2016-02-17T21:15

在男版寫說想要女人，應該會被噓爆，科科。

By Ina
at 2016-02-20T04:35

叩叩叩

By Carol
at 2016-02-22T11:55

我想吃姐姐的便當，有外送嗎？XD

By James
at 2016-02-24T19:15

為啥這篇有M?

By Lauren
at 2016-02-27T02:35

不要刪好嗎xDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2016-02-29T09:55

哥來報名囉，^__<

By Lauren
at 2016-03-02T17:15

求真相站內謝謝

By Necoo
at 2016-03-05T00:35

愚人節

By William
at 2016-03-07T07:55

嗨

By Irma
at 2016-03-09T15:15

我才不信你要求只是那些

By Callum
at 2016-03-11T22:35

有同感

By Ivy
at 2016-03-14T05:55

誠心應徵

By Vanessa
at 2016-03-16T13:16

選我正解

By Ingrid
at 2016-03-18T20:36

寫的好可愛XD

By Carol
at 2016-03-21T03:56

選我選我，我是普通宅男!!!

By James
at 2016-03-23T11:16

我請來信

By Frederica
at 2016-03-25T18:36

站內信給我

好想要男人！為什麼沒男友啊 - 閒聊

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