四十年第一次約到女生！ - 閒聊

By Aaliyah
at 2020-07-18T10:26

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昨天本肥宅在這邊Po出自己今年40歲
是科技公司小主管，
年薪超過百萬跟有房有車有存款，但是沒交過女友跟沒性經驗後
下午就收到一封38歲，未婚的國小女老師來信
說想認識本肥宅！本肥宅超開心惹！ 40年來第一次有女生主動認識本肥宅！她約本肥
宅今天晚上一起去吃愛莉莎莎推薦的beef king。本肥宅現在很緊張，跟女生約會要穿什
麼衣服？準備什麼東西呢？

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at 2020-07-19T08:30

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at 2020-07-20T06:34

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at 2020-07-21T04:38

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at 2020-07-22T02:42

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at 2020-07-23T00:46

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at 2020-07-23T22:50

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at 2020-07-24T20:54

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at 2020-07-25T18:58

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at 2020-07-26T17:02

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at 2020-07-27T15:06

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at 2020-07-28T13:10

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at 2020-07-29T11:13

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at 2020-07-30T09:17

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at 2020-07-31T07:21

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at 2020-08-01T05:25

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at 2020-08-02T03:29

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at 2020-08-03T01:33

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at 2020-08-03T23:37

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at 2020-08-04T21:41

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at 2020-08-05T19:45

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at 2020-08-06T17:49

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at 2020-08-07T15:53

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at 2020-08-08T13:57

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at 2020-08-09T12:01

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at 2020-08-10T10:05

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at 2020-08-11T08:09

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at 2020-08-12T06:13

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at 2020-08-13T04:17

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at 2020-08-14T02:21

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at 2020-08-15T00:25

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at 2020-08-15T22:29

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at 2020-08-16T20:33

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at 2020-08-17T18:37

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at 2020-08-18T16:41

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at 2020-08-19T14:45

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at 2020-08-20T12:49

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at 2020-08-21T10:53

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at 2020-08-22T08:57

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at 2020-08-23T07:01

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at 2020-08-24T05:05

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at 2020-08-25T03:09

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at 2020-08-26T01:12

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at 2020-08-26T23:16

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at 2020-08-27T21:20

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at 2020-08-28T19:24

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at 2020-08-29T17:28

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at 2020-08-30T15:32

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at 2020-08-31T13:36

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By Blanche
at 2020-09-01T11:40

看到38國小老師一定推掉，這類人眼睛跟蝸牛一樣

By Elvira
at 2020-09-02T09:44

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at 2020-09-03T07:48

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at 2020-09-04T05:52

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at 2020-09-05T03:56

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at 2020-09-06T02:00

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at 2020-09-07T00:04

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at 2020-09-07T22:08

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at 2020-09-08T20:12

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at 2020-09-09T18:16

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at 2020-09-10T16:20

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at 2020-09-11T14:24

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at 2020-09-12T12:28

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at 2020-09-13T10:32

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at 2020-09-14T08:36

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at 2020-09-15T06:40

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at 2020-09-16T04:44

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at 2020-09-17T02:48

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at 2020-09-18T00:52

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at 2020-09-18T22:56

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at 2020-09-19T21:00

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at 2020-09-20T19:04

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at 2020-09-21T17:08

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at 2020-09-22T15:11

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at 2020-09-23T13:15

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at 2020-09-24T11:19

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at 2020-09-25T09:23

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at 2020-09-26T07:27

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at 2020-09-27T05:31

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at 2020-09-28T03:35

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at 2020-09-29T01:39

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at 2020-09-29T23:43

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at 2020-09-30T21:47

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at 2020-10-01T19:51

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at 2020-10-02T17:55

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at 2020-10-03T15:59

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的角色，等等補噓

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at 2020-10-04T14:03

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at 2020-10-05T12:07

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at 2020-10-06T10:11

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at 2020-10-07T08:15

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at 2020-10-08T06:19

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at 2020-10-09T04:23

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at 2020-10-10T02:27

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at 2020-10-11T00:31

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at 2020-10-11T22:35

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at 2020-10-12T20:39

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at 2020-10-13T18:43

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at 2020-10-14T16:47

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at 2020-10-15T14:51

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at 2020-10-16T12:55

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at 2020-10-17T10:59

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at 2020-10-18T09:03

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at 2020-10-19T07:07

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at 2020-10-20T05:10

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at 2020-10-21T03:14

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at 2020-10-22T01:18

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at 2020-10-22T23:22

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還是女老師

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at 2020-10-23T21:26

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at 2020-10-24T19:30

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at 2020-10-25T17:34

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at 2020-10-26T15:38

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at 2020-10-27T13:42

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at 2020-10-28T11:46

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at 2020-10-29T09:50

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at 2020-10-30T07:54

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at 2020-10-31T05:58

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at 2020-11-01T04:02

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at 2020-11-02T02:06

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at 2020-11-03T00:10

這有時候個性會有點怪怪的

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at 2020-11-03T22:14

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at 2020-11-04T20:18

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at 2020-11-05T18:22

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at 2020-11-06T16:26

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at 2020-11-07T14:30

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at 2020-11-08T12:34

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at 2020-11-09T10:38

記得帶利一點的刀子，牛排館的刀很髒很頓不好切

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at 2020-11-10T08:42

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at 2020-11-11T06:46

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at 2020-11-12T04:50

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at 2020-11-13T02:54

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at 2020-11-14T00:58

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at 2020-11-14T23:02

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at 2020-11-15T21:06

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at 2020-11-16T19:09

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at 2020-11-17T17:13

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at 2020-11-18T15:17

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By Madame
at 2020-11-19T13:21

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at 2020-11-20T11:25

覺得是反串

By Cara
at 2020-11-21T09:29

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By Steve
at 2020-11-22T07:33

beef king?先準備個兩萬保險一點

By Hedda
at 2020-11-23T05:37

小心哦

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at 2020-11-24T03:41

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By Kyle
at 2020-11-25T01:45

恭喜

By Queena
at 2020-11-25T23:49

她現在看到你這篇文可能就不想跟你去約會了

By Anthony
at 2020-11-26T21:53

恭喜你，不過國小老師…

By Hardy
at 2020-11-27T19:57

38歲未婚的國小老師，如果你耳朵還沒有響起警鈴，反省
一下為什麼

By Lily
at 2020-11-28T18:01

中年未婚老師怎麼了，可以告訴我嗎

By Una
at 2020-11-29T16:05

小心仙人跳

By Jacky
at 2020-11-30T14:09

反串？這種事需要來昭告天下嗎？

By Donna
at 2020-12-01T12:13

成全你

By Emily
at 2020-12-02T10:17

但現在還沒下文,看來是反串,板規沒得桶嗎?

By Rosalind
at 2020-12-03T08:21

千萬別聊到有疊字的網紅

By Anonymous
at 2020-12-04T06:25

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By Necoo
at 2020-12-05T04:29

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By Xanthe
at 2020-12-06T02:33

幻想文，先噓

By Xanthe
at 2020-12-07T00:37

筆試一下不要斷水

By Ivy
at 2020-12-07T22:41

我媽國小老師，我只能說你可憐哪

By Hazel
at 2020-12-08T20:45

面容乾淨，穿著正常別阿宅樣即可

By Caroline
at 2020-12-09T18:49

記得要驗DHA

By Daniel
at 2020-12-10T16:53

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at 2020-12-11T14:57

記得要買單

By Quintina
at 2020-12-12T13:01

38歲女老師... 幫你QQ 振作啊無論如何不是你的問題

會把percent 唸成person都是哪種人？

By Hedwig
at 2020-07-18T10:24

如題常常在電視上或是現實生活中時常看到有人用什麼什麼東西幾percent 但是常常聽到的不是唸percent而是唸成person 甚至很多大學教授都會這樣唸有沒有這方面的八卦？ ----- Sent from JPTT on my Xiaomi Redmi Note 4. - ...

去爭鮮都吃幾盤?

By Yedda
at 2020-07-18T10:11

爭鮮應該可以說是國民美食了很多地方都可以看到大家去吃爭鮮都吃幾盤呢? - ...

男生當完情女生緒崩潰工具人後會進階嗎?

By Hedda
at 2020-07-18T09:42

※ 引述《darkstar07 (高級大法師)》之銘言：想到國小畢業那天, 假掰想跟糾纏四年的假死對頭女生, 說最後幾句話和交換畢冊與聯絡方式, 以及約下次校慶回母校見面, 卻發現她跟同學早就先出校門回家了, 人家根本不放在心上, 失落痛苦像無頭蒼蠅般在學校, 鑽來鑽去回憶自以為珍貴的點點滴滴在一個 ...

有人也在煩惱三倍券怎麼花嗎？

By Charlotte
at 2020-07-18T09:22

三倍券實在得來不易，而且也不能找零，所以要好好花。難得得到這麼一大筆錢，突然有點不知道該怎麼花，有人也在煩惱三倍券要怎麼花嗎？大家有什麼好想法嗎？ - ...

什麼東西看影片很難學會的？

By Bethany
at 2020-07-18T09:15

現在很多東西網路上都有教學，甚至還有很多Youtube教學影片。可是有些東西感覺看影片很難學會，像是不會游泳的人要學游泳，不知道自己身體的姿勢和動作對不對，而且自己在水中也蠻危險的。還有什麼東西看影片很難學會嗎？ - ...

四十年第一次約到女生！ - 閒聊

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