台灣尼古丁乙醇公司 - 菸草
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-05-07T22:31
at 2012-05-07T22:31
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為了順應潮流,建議政府以身作則把TTL改成台灣尼古丁乙醇公司吧!
旗下的各大產品也可以一起改名了~
首先是乙醇類產品:
台灣大麥乙醇、金牌大麥乙醇、金牌18天大麥乙醇、台灣乙醇MINE!
料理米乙醇、紅標米乙醇、米乙醇頭、高粱乙醇、紹興乙醇、玉泉紅葡萄乙醇等等。
還有尼古丁類產品:
長壽=>為免社會大眾誤解吸菸會長壽,故改名為『短命』
新樂園=>為免社會大眾誤以為吸菸可到達樂園,故改名為『新墓園』
尊爵=>為避免大眾誤認為吸菸是尊貴的象徵,故改名為『低級』
在以上的名稱修正下,相信台灣國人的健康比例一定會更高~
至於TTL公司員工,未免危害國人健康,全部予以資遣,改由東南亞外籍勞工製造!
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