台南人北上最不能適應的10件事 食物不甜 - 台南
By Hedwig
at 2021-02-02T07:07
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小弟台南人來信義上班幾個月了
分享一下來台北最不適應的幾件事吧
天氣類:
1. 出門要帶傘 不帶傘一眼就看出你鄉下人菜逼
2. 户外常常下雨影響運動
想定時運動就去健身房繳學費
12月只有3天 1月有8天是整天晴朗
交通類
1. 要適應台北公車的殺人式切入
2. 紅綠燈每個都90幾秒以上
一堆沒秒速要100多秒
動不動就塞爆等超久
3. 雖然沒有台南式右轉 高雄式左轉
但有台北式牽車……
4. 騎車大家大概快台南 20 km/hr
車流量多 打方向燈後方快車更愛從你那側鑽
5. 快速道路的方便會想騎重機
因腳踏車沒限制高雄式左轉台南式右轉
近距離會比較想騎腳踏車XD
6. 捷運靠杯擠 每天上班就像到高雄捷運參加跨年
7. 停車難很多 常常寧願停在遠處搭車進市區
8. 信義區大安區騎車會想保超額
食物
1. 一堆麵沒有肉燥放醬油膏
(但沒有醬油膏都不甜這回事)
2. 飲料店沒有台南密集
但機台糖份設定值應該和台南市區連鎖店家都一致
3. 300以上的美食很多
但300以下就沒台南多選擇
住
1. 房租貴到嚇死倫 價值會錯亂
明X社宅4萬可能有些人會覺得不貴 只是資格限制很嚴…
常常租金都台南同等級2-3倍
嚇到只好趕快脫單 沒時間單身了~
好險捷運、西門町、東區、交友app
可以遇到的妹子比台南多很多
跟妹子同居的永遠正當理由叫省房租
所以北部人平均結婚比台南人早
2. 屋況的中位數比台南低很多
不要用台南眼光挑台北的房子
以上
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分享一下來台北最不適應的幾件事吧
天氣類:
1. 出門要帶傘 不帶傘一眼就看出你鄉下人菜逼
2. 户外常常下雨影響運動
想定時運動就去健身房繳學費
12月只有3天 1月有8天是整天晴朗
交通類
1. 要適應台北公車的殺人式切入
2. 紅綠燈每個都90幾秒以上
一堆沒秒速要100多秒
動不動就塞爆等超久
3. 雖然沒有台南式右轉 高雄式左轉
但有台北式牽車……
4. 騎車大家大概快台南 20 km/hr
車流量多 打方向燈後方快車更愛從你那側鑽
5. 快速道路的方便會想騎重機
因腳踏車沒限制高雄式左轉台南式右轉
近距離會比較想騎腳踏車XD
6. 捷運靠杯擠 每天上班就像到高雄捷運參加跨年
7. 停車難很多 常常寧願停在遠處搭車進市區
8. 信義區大安區騎車會想保超額
食物
1. 一堆麵沒有肉燥放醬油膏
(但沒有醬油膏都不甜這回事)
2. 飲料店沒有台南密集
但機台糖份設定值應該和台南市區連鎖店家都一致
3. 300以上的美食很多
但300以下就沒台南多選擇
住
1. 房租貴到嚇死倫 價值會錯亂
明X社宅4萬可能有些人會覺得不貴 只是資格限制很嚴…
常常租金都台南同等級2-3倍
嚇到只好趕快脫單 沒時間單身了~
好險捷運、西門町、東區、交友app
可以遇到的妹子比台南多很多
跟妹子同居的永遠正當理由叫省房租
所以北部人平均結婚比台南人早
2. 屋況的中位數比台南低很多
不要用台南眼光挑台北的房子
以上
-----
Sent from JPTT on my Samsung SM-A7050.
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