只是想請個漂亮的傭人該怎麼辦 - 台中

By Dora
at 2018-11-11T16:41

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我住台中！以上台中點達成

以下是昨日跟我另一半聊天內容

男：台中空氣真的好糟，每天打掃家裡好累
，將來我發達後，一定要請幾個傭人來做家事。

女：好哇！那我幫你找個瑪麗亞。

男：噢～～那可以請小澤瑪麗亞嗎？

女：？？？小澤瑪麗亞？？？

男：對啊！畫面多好看。

女：小折不是腳踏車嗎？有專做小折的牌子叫瑪麗雅噢？！還是瑪麗亞是那個小折的其
中一個型號？我沒聽過。

男：.....................我已無言。

請問碰到這樣的問題單兵該如何處置？

附贈老笑話，女生一樣聽不懂

什麼動物最容易懷孕？

Ans：刺蝟
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因為他背（被）上很多刺（次）

然後還是自己一個人在角落笑笑笑

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By Anthony
at 2018-11-12T13:47

讚留言分享

By Ula
at 2018-11-13T10:54

當你個版？

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-11-14T08:01

有人看得懂原PO到底在說甚麼嗎囧

By Christine
at 2018-11-15T05:08

...........
請師爺來翻譯翻譯好嗎

By Gilbert
at 2018-11-16T02:15

By Lucy
at 2018-11-16T23:22

住台中，祖籍外星

By Zora
at 2018-11-17T20:28

？？？

By Carol
at 2018-11-18T17:35

什麼叫他媽的瑪麗亞

By Eartha
at 2018-11-19T14:42

當你個版？

By Edwina
at 2018-11-20T11:49

等你有錢再來擔心沒錢考慮下一餐

By Steve
at 2018-11-21T08:56

喝醉了？還是貓按到鍵盤啊？

By Enid
at 2018-11-22T06:03

唉～你po錯版啦，給箭頭

By Andrew
at 2018-11-23T03:09

走錯板了吧……

By Edith
at 2018-11-24T00:16

工三小

By Frederica
at 2018-11-24T21:23

先喝一杯蜂蜜檸檬

By Rae
at 2018-11-25T18:30

個版?

By Necoo
at 2018-11-26T15:37

工三小

By Ivy
at 2018-11-27T12:44

你一定沒喝蜂蜜檸檬

By Elvira
at 2018-11-28T09:50

噁心的父權直男

By Yedda
at 2018-11-29T06:57

暱稱害我想複習讓子彈飛XD

By Daph Bay
at 2018-11-30T04:04

傭你●啦

By Genevieve
at 2018-12-01T01:11

裸體女傭、裸體男園丁，最近很夯XD

By Kama
at 2018-12-01T22:18

到底是你表達差還是我理解差...

By Brianna
at 2018-12-02T19:25

幽默

By Hedda
at 2018-12-03T16:31

去福音街聽福音啦

By Lauren
at 2018-12-04T13:38

你是不是覺得你很幽默

By Rebecca
at 2018-12-05T10:45

看標題以為是八卦版

By Brianna
at 2018-12-06T07:52

求翻譯

By Puput
at 2018-12-07T04:59

我看了啥

By Necoo
at 2018-12-08T02:06

好棒

By Ursula
at 2018-12-08T23:12

...

By Madame
at 2018-12-09T20:19

在想色色的事情?

By Donna
at 2018-12-10T17:26

學好中文如何

By Puput
at 2018-12-11T14:33

糾正你，高樹瑪麗亞才是正途

By Michael
at 2018-12-12T11:40

https://i.imgur.com/PaZ855C.jpg

By Joe
at 2018-12-13T08:47

想知道傭人後續

By Harry
at 2018-12-14T05:53

關鍵字：悠禹（不用謝了

By Carol
at 2018-12-15T03:00

馬縣長老婆很悍的 XDDD

By Isla
at 2018-12-16T00:07

Then?

By Jessica
at 2018-12-16T21:14

雨八

By Harry
at 2018-12-17T18:21

令刀

By Heather
at 2018-12-18T15:28

...

By Ophelia
at 2018-12-19T12:34

滾

By Rae
at 2018-12-20T09:41

蛤

By Daniel
at 2018-12-21T06:48

By Tom
at 2018-12-22T03:55

滾

By Xanthe
at 2018-12-23T01:02

自以為

By Ula
at 2018-12-23T22:09

發達?醒醒吧

By Joe
at 2018-12-24T19:15

當你個版？

By Audriana
at 2018-12-25T16:22

無聊當有趣可撥

By Anonymous
at 2018-12-26T13:29

WTF？

By Lucy
at 2018-12-27T10:36

????

By Heather
at 2018-12-28T07:43

祝你好運：）

By Queena
at 2018-12-29T04:50

881

By Callum
at 2018-12-30T01:56

...有笑就不噓了

By Megan
at 2018-12-30T23:03

這不能桶嗎？

By Hedwig
at 2018-12-31T20:10

2沒壞

By Puput
at 2019-01-01T17:17

補

By Madame
at 2019-01-02T14:24

看來很想被噓爆成全你

By Isabella
at 2019-01-03T11:31

By Christine
at 2019-01-04T08:37

沒有笑點

By Valerie
at 2019-01-05T05:44

這樣也可以一篇

By Elma
at 2019-01-06T02:51

自以為幽默的直男癌

By Isla
at 2019-01-06T23:58

……

By Kelly
at 2019-01-07T21:05

低能

By Aaliyah
at 2019-01-08T18:12

喔

By Isla
at 2019-01-09T15:18

so?

By Yedda
at 2019-01-10T12:25

看你文章就知道你不會發達

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-01-11T09:32

不要丟台中的臉，滾回高雄，懂？

By Linda
at 2019-01-12T06:39

這篇怎麼還在?

By Ethan
at 2019-01-13T03:46

公殺小啊......

只是想請個漂亮的傭人該怎麼辦 - 台中

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