今晚(7/9)中壢夜市邀填問卷的正妹 - 桃園中壢

By David
at 2013-07-10T18:29
at 2013-07-10T18:29
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※ 引述《sevo (wei)》之銘言:
: 有個女孩上前問我"不好意思.你是學生嗎.我沒有惡意.想請你幫忙填個問卷"
: 但是我看她手上並沒有拿紙筆
: 看她的樣子.年紀
: 稍微粉墨打扮.不像學生團體或是什麼做民調的機構
: 我跟她說我不是學生.且在趕時間. 就離開了
問你是學生嗎,是想確定你有沒有經濟能力
如果是學生,她們反而比較沒興趣,因為學生沒有錢
手上沒紙筆是因為,她們是要把你騙上樓
由樓上比較老的歐巴桑主任繼續騙
上樓以後,你會看到兩張小桌子,上面放著一些保養品
然後各有一個主任坐在前面,正妹會請你坐下,讓主任幫你做問卷
問卷內容超無聊超基本,問一些[有沒有洗臉習慣][有沒有花錢買保養品]
根本不是個有效的問卷(反正她們的目的也不是問卷)
填完後她們就會開始問你平時是不是都用水洗臉
然後開始洗腦,用一些話術說用水洗臉沒用
說的好像不買他們家保養品,臉會爛掉一樣
接著就慫恿你買下那超可怕價錢的保養品
或是超貴的做臉課程
_________________
不過,我已經被她們列為拒絕往來戶了XD
因為我每次被拉,我都故意跟她們上去
然後當主任一開口時,我就說
[不用講那麼多,我跟你玩一個遊戲,你要是贏我,這整桌產品我全買了]
[要是輸了,我馬上走]
接著就玩一個100%必勝的遊戲....
最後再看著一臉大便的主任,目送我開心的揚長而去
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: 有個女孩上前問我"不好意思.你是學生嗎.我沒有惡意.想請你幫忙填個問卷"
: 但是我看她手上並沒有拿紙筆
: 看她的樣子.年紀
: 稍微粉墨打扮.不像學生團體或是什麼做民調的機構
: 我跟她說我不是學生.且在趕時間. 就離開了
問你是學生嗎,是想確定你有沒有經濟能力
如果是學生,她們反而比較沒興趣,因為學生沒有錢
手上沒紙筆是因為,她們是要把你騙上樓
由樓上比較老的歐巴桑主任繼續騙
上樓以後,你會看到兩張小桌子,上面放著一些保養品
然後各有一個主任坐在前面,正妹會請你坐下,讓主任幫你做問卷
問卷內容超無聊超基本,問一些[有沒有洗臉習慣][有沒有花錢買保養品]
根本不是個有效的問卷(反正她們的目的也不是問卷)
填完後她們就會開始問你平時是不是都用水洗臉
然後開始洗腦,用一些話術說用水洗臉沒用
說的好像不買他們家保養品,臉會爛掉一樣
接著就慫恿你買下那超可怕價錢的保養品
或是超貴的做臉課程
_________________
不過,我已經被她們列為拒絕往來戶了XD
因為我每次被拉,我都故意跟她們上去
然後當主任一開口時,我就說
[不用講那麼多,我跟你玩一個遊戲,你要是贏我,這整桌產品我全買了]
[要是輸了,我馬上走]
接著就玩一個100%必勝的遊戲....
最後再看著一臉大便的主任,目送我開心的揚長而去
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