上班好無聊大家來聊天吧 - 新北泰山

By Agatha
at 2011-06-01T13:20

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今天上的是第一課兒時記趣

余憶童稚時，能張目對日，明察秋毫，見藐小微物，必細察其紋理，故時有物外之趣。

夏蚊成雷，私擬作群鶴舞空，心之所向，則或千或百，果然鶴也。昂首觀之，項為之強。

又常留蚊於素帳中，徐噴以煙，使之沖煙飛鳴，作青雲白鶴觀，果如鶴唳雲端，為之怡

然稱快。又常於土牆凹凸處、花臺小草叢雜處，蹲其身，使與臺齊；定神細視，以叢草

為林，蟲蟻為獸，以土礫凸者為丘，凹者為壑；神遊其中，怡然自得。一日，見二蟲鬥

草間，觀之，興正濃，忽有龐然大物，拔山倒樹而來，蓋一癩蝦蟆也。舌一吐而二蟲盡

為所吞，余年幼，方出神，不覺呀然驚恐，神定，捉蝦蟆，鞭數十，驅之別院。

這課有點喚醒國中時代的回憶了XD

鄉民不負責任解析：大意是說他小時候看東西常常自我腦補，甚至還做出了

鞭蝦蟆這種奇怪的事。

還有一課印象蠻深的愛蓮說

愛蓮說周敦頤

水陸草木之花，可愛者甚蕃。晉陶淵明獨愛菊，自李唐來，世人盛愛牡丹。於獨愛蓮

之出淤泥而不染，濯清漣而不妖；中通外直，不蔓不枝；香遠益清，亭亭淨植，可遠

觀而不可褻玩焉。予謂：菊，花之隱逸者也；牡丹，花之富貴者也；蓮，花之君子者也。

噫！菊之愛，陶後鮮有聞。蓮之愛，同予者何人？牡丹之愛，宜乎眾矣！

鄉民不負責任解析：這篇文章充分的顯示出作者的自我感覺良好症狀，而已"世人盛愛牡
丹"來表達出自己此種症狀在當時無人能敵。

揪竟~~能騙到多少P幣呢？？

騙P幣之餘，還是要跟大家說個午安:)

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By Megan
at 2011-06-05T22:08

這一篇文章值 132 Ptt幣

By Damian
at 2011-06-10T06:56

話說..我最近才知道什麼是腦補 ~"~

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at 2011-06-14T15:44

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at 2011-06-19T00:32

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at 2011-06-23T09:20

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at 2011-06-27T18:08

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at 2011-07-02T02:56

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at 2011-11-05T18:07

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at 2011-11-18T20:31

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at 2011-11-23T05:19

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at 2011-11-27T14:07

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at 2011-12-01T22:55

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at 2011-12-06T07:43

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at 2011-12-10T16:31

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at 2011-12-15T01:19

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at 2011-12-19T10:07

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at 2011-12-23T18:55

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at 2011-12-28T03:43

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at 2012-01-01T12:31

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at 2012-01-05T21:19

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at 2012-01-10T06:07

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at 2012-01-14T14:55

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at 2012-01-18T23:43

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at 2012-01-23T08:31

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at 2012-01-27T17:19

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at 2012-02-01T02:07

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at 2012-02-05T10:55

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at 2012-02-09T19:43

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at 2012-02-14T04:31

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at 2012-02-18T13:19

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at 2012-03-02T15:43

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at 2012-03-07T00:31

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at 2012-03-11T09:19

又變回陰天了O_O

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at 2012-03-15T18:07

晚上又會下雨嗎~

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at 2012-03-20T02:55

看了衛星雲圖感覺這兩天還是有可能會下雨

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at 2012-03-24T11:43

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at 2012-04-15T07:42

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at 2012-04-19T16:30

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at 2012-04-24T01:18

今天起要到桃園廠上班.....至七

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at 2012-04-28T10:06

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at 2012-05-02T18:54

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at 2012-05-07T03:42

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at 2012-05-11T12:30

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at 2012-05-15T21:18

家裡的作業系統怪怪的...XD

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at 2012-05-20T06:06

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at 2012-05-24T14:54

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at 2012-05-28T23:42

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at 2012-06-02T08:30

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at 2012-06-06T17:18

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at 2012-06-11T02:06

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at 2012-06-15T10:54

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at 2012-06-19T19:42

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at 2012-06-24T04:30

早為什麼要推倒我 XDDD??? 憲董是專業被推倒 (大誤)

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at 2012-06-28T13:18

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at 2012-07-02T22:06

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at 2012-07-07T06:54

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at 2012-07-11T15:42

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at 2012-07-16T00:30

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at 2012-07-20T09:18

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at 2012-07-24T18:06

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at 2012-07-29T02:54

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at 2012-08-02T11:42

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at 2012-08-06T20:30

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at 2012-08-11T05:18

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at 2012-08-15T14:06

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at 2012-09-06T10:06

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at 2012-09-10T18:54

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at 2012-09-15T03:42

yeha 畢竟m3m3是女生在推文一直推倒人家不好吧= =

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at 2012-09-19T12:30

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at 2012-09-23T21:18

原來~~~A重點其實想推倒...............................

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at 2012-09-28T06:06

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at 2012-10-02T14:54

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at 2012-10-11T08:30

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at 2012-10-15T17:18

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at 2012-10-20T02:06

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at 2012-10-24T10:54

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at 2012-10-28T19:42

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at 2012-11-02T04:30

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at 2012-11-10T22:06

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at 2012-12-15T20:30

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at 2012-12-20T05:17

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at 2012-12-24T14:05

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at 2012-12-28T22:53

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